Character Analysis
Herbert Love
Played by Terry Crews
10 jokes across 2 episodes of Arrested Development
1.7
10
7.0
6.6
Character Comedy
Herbert delivers 10 scored jokes across 2 episodes of Arrested Development, averaging 7.0 on craft and 6.6 on impact for a career WAR of 1.7. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Herbert Lines
Herbert:Your lips are like a Murphy bed. They don't take up much space, but they are there when you need 'em.
Herbert · Buster:If you want me to pay for her diaphragm, I get to put my hand in her... Shoe! Nice stop, Blind Side Monster
Herbert · Ophelia:I suppose we could use a Blind Side Monster. Well, we shouldn't call him a monster
Herbert:What the hell? It's better for my back anyway.
Herbert:It's over between us. My wife found out and I told her there was nothing emotional, that you were just a prostitute.
All Jokes — 10 total
Herbert · Lindsay:What's your name, princess? Cindy Featherbottom. Of the Laguna Beach Featherbottoms?
Herbert · Lindsay:Give me a call; perhaps we can engage in some sexual congress. Although that's a total giveaway, right?
Herbert:Meet, greet. Sure are sweet. What a treat. What did the lamb say? Baa? Bleat.
Herbert:Your lips are like a Murphy bed. They don't take up much space, but they are there when you need 'em.
Herbert:What the hell? It's better for my back anyway.
Herbert · Lindsay:Aah, Jesus Christ! Oh! I'm sorry. Why would you do that? No, I thought it was cute, I saw it in a movie.
Herbert:Well, don't you have to have power to abuse the power?
Herbert:It's over between us. My wife found out and I told her there was nothing emotional, that you were just a prostitute.
Herbert · Ophelia:I suppose we could use a Blind Side Monster. Well, we shouldn't call him a monster
Herbert · Buster:If you want me to pay for her diaphragm, I get to put my hand in her... Shoe! Nice stop, Blind Side Monster