Character Analysis
Herbert
Played by Herbert
10 jokes across 2 episodes of Arrested Development
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Character Comedy
Best Jokes by Herbert
Your lips are like a Murphy bed. They don't take up much space, but they are there when you need 'em.
If you want me to pay for her diaphragm, I get to put my hand in her... Shoe! Nice stop, Blind Side Monster
I suppose we could use a Blind Side Monster. Well, we shouldn't call him a monster
What the hell? It's better for my back anyway.
It's over between us. My wife found out and I told her there was nothing emotional, that you were just a prostitute.
All Jokes — 10 total
What's your name, princess? Cindy Featherbottom. Of the Laguna Beach Featherbottoms?
Give me a call; perhaps we can engage in some sexual congress. Although that's a total giveaway, right?
Meet, greet. Sure are sweet. What a treat. What did the lamb say? Baa? Bleat.
Your lips are like a Murphy bed. They don't take up much space, but they are there when you need 'em.
What the hell? It's better for my back anyway.
Aah, Jesus Christ! Oh! I'm sorry. Why would you do that? No, I thought it was cute, I saw it in a movie.
Well, don't you have to have power to abuse the power?
It's over between us. My wife found out and I told her there was nothing emotional, that you were just a prostitute.
I suppose we could use a Blind Side Monster. Well, we shouldn't call him a monster
If you want me to pay for her diaphragm, I get to put my hand in her... Shoe! Nice stop, Blind Side Monster