
Character Analysis
Jessie
Played by Jessie
6 jokes across 1 episodes of Arrested Development
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Character Comedy
Best Jokes by Jessie
So the two months on the bike, that was, what, for my health?
I don't need my son reading about us in the paper. / Oh, you and your son. Stop using him as an excuse for everything you do.
I truly believe that the universe wants me to be an actor and not a doctor. I'm just waiting for a sign. / Here's your cash. / Universal Shuttle picks you up at 8:00. / Any sign, really.
Daddy lost his shot at happy, and it's all your fault, Opie.
Race you to the top of the hill. / I'll race you to the top of the hill. / I brought a picnic lunch.
All Jokes — 6 total
Race you to the top of the hill. / I'll race you to the top of the hill. / I brought a picnic lunch.
I truly believe that the universe wants me to be an actor and not a doctor. I'm just waiting for a sign. / Here's your cash. / Universal Shuttle picks you up at 8:00. / Any sign, really.
A date? This is a date now? I thought this was just business. / Can't it be a little bit of both? / How will I know which part of it is business?
So the two months on the bike, that was, what, for my health?
Daddy lost his shot at happy, and it's all your fault, Opie.
I don't need my son reading about us in the paper. / Oh, you and your son. Stop using him as an excuse for everything you do.