Character Analysis
Danny
Played by George Newbern
12 jokes across 3 episodes of Friends
2.8
12
6.8
6.8
Cringe/Discomfort
Danny delivers 12 scored jokes across 3 episodes of Friends, averaging 6.8 on craft and 6.8 on impact for a career WAR of 2.8. Their comedy leans toward cringe/discomfort. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Danny Lines
Danny:That pizza place across the street any good? What? I'm hungry. You wanna get some pizza? You can keep yelling if there's more.
Rachel · Danny:It's a regatta gala. Do you sail? No, but I support it.
Rachel · Danny:You know, I could have toys for underprivileged kids in here. Do you? Well, you know, if kids like to play with capri pants.
Monica · Danny:So... What's this? Salad. And what's this? Bread. Aren't you a chef?
Monica · Danny:We actually thought you were like a yeti or something. Okay.
All Jokes — 12 total
Monica · Danny:We actually thought you were like a yeti or something. Okay.
Danny:Absolutely. Some people are just into appearances.
Rachel · Danny:You know, I could have toys for underprivileged kids in here. Do you? Well, you know, if kids like to play with capri pants.
Rachel · Danny:And stop saying that. I hate that. Okay.
Danny:That pizza place across the street any good? What? I'm hungry. You wanna get some pizza? You can keep yelling if there's more.
Rachel · Danny:It's a regatta gala. Do you sail? No, but I support it.
Monica · Danny:So... What's this? Salad. And what's this? Bread. Aren't you a chef?
Monica · Danny · Rachel:He's coming over. Pretend we've forgotten who he is. / Hey, guys. / Hey, Danny.
Danny:On the date, I'll be able to talk to her directly?
Danny · Krista · Rachel:I thought I heard you. / Hey, great, you're up. / Rachel, my sister Krista. / Nice to meet you. / I wish you'd warned me. I'd have fixed myself up. / Like it would help. / You are so bad. / You are. / You are. / You are! / You are so dead. / I'm gonna get you. Come here!
Danny · Krista:Damn. I got it on my pants. / Here, I'll get it. / We better take them off or the stain will set.
Rachel · Danny:You and your sister seem to have a very special bond— / Oh, great. That 'special bond' again.