Character Analysis
Dr. Green
19 jokes across 3 episodes of Friends
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6.7
6.6
Character Comedy
Dr. Green delivers 19 scored jokes across 3 episodes of Friends, averaging 6.7 on craft and 6.6 on impact for a career WAR of 3.0. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Dr. Green Lines
Dr. Green:I'm sorry I won't be able to make it to your imaginary wedding...but I'm really busy that day. I already have a unicorn baptism and a leprechaun bar mitzvah.
Rachel · Dr. Green · Phoebe:I got TiVo. What's TiVo? It's slang for 'pregnant.'
Dr. Green:So, what if somebody steals something? How you gonna run after him with one leg shorter than the other?
Dr. Green:What? A heart attack is sitting here talking to you.
Ross · Dr. Green:[BOTH LAUGHING]
All Jokes — 19 total
Dr. Green:What? There was no table available in the kitchen?
Ross · Dr. Green:Uh, museum. What happened to the library? There never was a library.
Dr. Green:What kind of person's allergic to lobster? I guess the kind of person that works in a library. Ha, ha.
Dr. Green:Here. I'll tell you what. You pay the whole bill, Mr. Big-Shot. All right?
Dr. Green:Nice hair. What did you do, swim here?
Dr. Green:That man couldn't get into med school in Ixtapa.
Dr. Green:So, what if somebody steals something? How you gonna run after him with one leg shorter than the other?
Ross · Dr. Green:[BOTH LAUGHING]
Dr. Green · Phoebe:Oh, I don't eat meat. It's chicken. Yeah, I don't eat that either. I'll never understand you lesbians.
Dr. Green:Seventy-four? I ordered the '75. That's a magnificent wine. The '74 is sewage. Why would you bring me sewage? Is that a hard question? Are you an idiot? Is that why you're a waiter?
Rachel · Dr. Green · Phoebe:I got TiVo. What's TiVo? It's slang for 'pregnant.'
Dr. Green:Oh, no. Please don't tell me it's her.
Rachel · Dr. Green:You're gonna be a poppy. That's true. I'm a poppy. I'm gonna be a poppy.
Dr. Green:Young lady, don't you sit there and tell me my first grandchild is gonna be a bastard.
Dr. Green:I'm sorry I won't be able to make it to your imaginary wedding...but I'm really busy that day. I already have a unicorn baptism and a leprechaun bar mitzvah.
Ross · Dr. Green:Yes, yes, I did, but it was just a one-night thing. It meant nothing. Oh? Really? That's what my daughter means to you, nothing?
Dr. Green:No, when you put your feet up on my bed, you tucked on my cathode.
Dr. Green:What? A heart attack is sitting here talking to you.
Dr. Green:So what's new with you, huh? Knocked up any more of my daughters lately?