Malcolm

One more chance, Ursula. Please. / This is awkward. Yeah, because you want Ursula, and I'm Phoebe. Twin sisters.

I am such a dingus! / Oh, you're not a dingus.

Once, in junior high school, I thought I was a witch. And a guidance counselor told me something that might help you. He said, 'Okay, you're not a witch. You're just an average student.' / See what I'm saying? / Not really.

Here's my binoculars. / These are my night-vision goggles. This is the book I pretend to read when I'm watching her in the park.

And these are 'Madlibs'. They're just for fun.

'I met Phoebe today.' 'She was really nice to me even though I'm such a loser.' 'And when I was walking home, I thought about her a lot.' 'It was weird, but kind of cool.'

So what were you thinking? / I was thinking what it'd be like to kiss you. / Really? / No. That's just something I said now so that maybe I could kiss you.

Is this a freakish coincidence, or did you know she takes this train?