Character Analysis
Mr. Heckles
Played by Larry Hankin
12 jokes across 5 episodes of Friends
4.8
12
7.5
7.3
Absurdist
Mr. Heckles delivers 12 scored jokes across 5 episodes of Friends, averaging 7.5 on craft and 7.3 on impact for a career WAR of 4.8. Their comedy leans toward absurdist. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Mr. Heckles Lines
Monica · Mr. Heckles:You don't have birds. / I could have birds.
Mr. Heckles:That's not my monkey. The dress is mine. Send it back whenever.
Mr. Heckles · Monica · Mr. Heckles:I left a Belgian waffle out here. Did you take it? -Why'd you leave it in the hall? -I wasn't ready for it.
Rachel · Mr. Heckles:You don't even have cats. / I could have cats.
Mr. Heckles:I wasn't ready for it.
All Jokes — 11 total
Rachel · Mr. Heckles:You don't even have cats. / I could have cats.
Mr. Heckles:See, this is just the kind of thing I was talking about.
Mr. Heckles:I wasn't ready for it.
Mr. Heckles:Potassium.
Mr. Heckles:That's not my monkey. The dress is mine. Send it back whenever.
Mr. Heckles · Monica · Mr. Heckles:I left a Belgian waffle out here. Did you take it? -Why'd you leave it in the hall? -I wasn't ready for it.
Monica · Mr. Heckles:Have you seen a monkey? I saw Regis Philbin once.
Monica · Mr. Heckles:You don't have birds. / I could have birds.
Mr. Heckles:I'm going to rejoin my dinner party.
Chandler · Mr. Heckles:You don't play the oboe. - I could play the oboe.
Eric · Joey · Mr. Heckles:I'm Eric, Chandler's new roommate. - I'm Chandler's new roommate. - I don't think so. - I could be Chandler's new roommate.