Character Analysis
Mr. Rastatter
Played by Michael McKean
8 jokes across 1 episodes of Friends
2.5
8
7.0
7.4
Absurdist
Mr. Rastatter delivers 8 scored jokes across 1 episodes of Friends, averaging 7.0 on craft and 7.4 on impact for a career WAR of 2.5. Their comedy leans toward absurdist. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Mr. Rastatter Lines
Monica · Mr. Rastatter:What makes it Pilgrim? We'll put buckles on it.
Mr. Rastatter:So it doesn't burn when you pee, does it?
Monica · Mr. Rastatter:Oh, not at all. I have no morals, and I need the cash. It's like I'm looking in a mirror.
Mr. Rastatter:Something about laboratory rats. Huh.
Mr. Rastatter:Fish-tachios. Now, they taste exactly like pistachios... but they're made of reconstituted fish bits.
All Jokes — 8 total
Mr. Rastatter · Monica:Mockolate. - I'm sorry? - Mockolate. It's a synthetic chocolate substitute.
Monica · Mr. Rastatter:Yeah. Ha-ha-ha. I love how it crumbles. - You see, chocolate doesn't do that.
Mr. Rastatter:we can make Thanksgiving the Mockolate holiday
Monica · Mr. Rastatter:What makes it Pilgrim? We'll put buckles on it.
Mr. Rastatter:Something about laboratory rats. Huh.
Mr. Rastatter:So it doesn't burn when you pee, does it?
Monica · Mr. Rastatter:Oh, not at all. I have no morals, and I need the cash. It's like I'm looking in a mirror.
Mr. Rastatter:Fish-tachios. Now, they taste exactly like pistachios... but they're made of reconstituted fish bits.