Character Analysis
Roger
8 jokes across 1 episodes of Friends
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Character Comedy
Best Jokes by Roger
I mean, I just met you. I don't know you from Adam. Only child, right? Parents divorced before you hit puberty.
You know, this kind of codependent, emotionally stunted, sitting in your stupid coffeehouse, with your stupid big cups, which might as well have nipples on them.
Mon, easy on those cookies, okay? Remember, they're just food, they're not love.
You're wrong! Why would I marry her if I thought that she was a lesbian? I don't know. Maybe you wanted your marriage to fail.
And you're all like, 'Oh, define me! Define me! Love me! I need love!'
All Jokes — 8 total
That's pretty much it. But you tell it really well, sweetie.
I mean, I just met you. I don't know you from Adam. Only child, right? Parents divorced before you hit puberty.
How did you know that? It's textbook.
You're wrong! Why would I marry her if I thought that she was a lesbian? I don't know. Maybe you wanted your marriage to fail.
That's tough, tough stuff.
Mon, easy on those cookies, okay? Remember, they're just food, they're not love.
You know, this kind of codependent, emotionally stunted, sitting in your stupid coffeehouse, with your stupid big cups, which might as well have nipples on them.
And you're all like, 'Oh, define me! Define me! Love me! I need love!'