Character Analysis
Character
Played by Laci Carriere
57 jokes across 2 episodes of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
2.1
57
6.9
6.7
Character Comedy
Character delivers 57 scored jokes across 2 episodes of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, averaging 6.9 on craft and 6.7 on impact for a career WAR of 2.1. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Character Lines
Character · Frank:Why can't you just die and leave us your money, you know? Like every normal human being
Character · Character · Frank · Character · Character:Like Starbucks for dive bars? - He gets it. Yes. - It's a terrible idea. I hate that idea. - It's a stupid idea, man. - That's a dumb, dumb idea.
Character · Character · Character:I've seen him go into a coma, like, every single night, and he always pops right up in the morning. - Well, that's just sleep. - You're describing sleep.
Character · Character · Character:What's the password? - Narcan. - Well, that's a bit unsettling.
Character:Yeah. Like a Starbucks for dive bars.
All Jokes — 32 total
Character:Dude. That could be... He probably does have priors. You prob... Oh, no, see. No. Let's not do that.
Character:Oh, it tastes like cardboard.
Character · Frank:Nobody gives a shit about cake, Frank.
Character · Character:I threw it in the dumpster. - That's exactly where I got it.
Character:You going in the dumpsters these days? That's kinda my turf, no?
Character · Character · Character:I mean, a bunch of rich assholes dressed to the nines, eating great food, talking about multimillion-dollar business deals. - That sounds awesome. - That sounds really fun.
Character · Frank:You think we can't figure out what is or is not cake, Frank? That's so stupid.
Character · Frank:Why can't you just die and leave us your money, you know? Like every normal human being
Character:If it hurts, why you laughing?
Character:Uh-oh.
Character · Character · Character:I've seen him go into a coma, like, every single night, and he always pops right up in the morning. - Well, that's just sleep. - You're describing sleep.
Character · Character:No, we could. We just get a big battery or something, like a Tesla battery. - No. That's so stupid. They don't make batteries that big. Gonna have to get a generator.
Character:Maybe because you tickled the man to death.
Character · Character:Where's the expression come from? 'Tickle a man to death.' - 'Tickled to death.' That's a thing.
Character · Character · Character:Well, there aren't chairs. There's a chair, and it's covered in wax. - I believe that's cheese. - I don't want to sit in cheese either.
Character:Yeah. Like a Starbucks for dive bars.
Character:schools, churches, like, little...
Character · Character · Character:And women ruin everything, we know that. - This woman does. - All women, kind of.
Character · Character:Why? - Well, we're, like, the Smuckers brothers. We're purveyors of fine jellies and jams from the Deep South.
Character · Character · Character:I think that you are confusing... The Smuckers brothers with the Smothers Brothers who were a folk singing duo from the '50s. - Shit. Yeah. - And they were, I think, Canadian.
Character:I don't feel comfortable playing myself. We haven't done that in ages, man.
Character:Mikey, they hate these Chardonnays. I need something nicer.
Character:The tuxes definitely make us look like bathroom attendants.
Character:A hundred percent. Like he locked us in a zoo and then now he's released us out into the Serengeti to be devoured.
Character · Character · Character:Did you hear what he said, 'soulless reptiles'? Pizzagate! - No, no. - Yeah. They're lizards!
Simon · Character · Character:Crystal meth? - Oh. - Can you remind me what you guys, uh, do again?
Simon · Character:You like my money. - It's not... - You meet me in a bathroom, you do my drugs, and then I bleed green for you, for your fucking bar?
Character · Character · Character:What's the password? - Narcan. - Well, that's a bit unsettling.
Simon · Character · Character:Take an idea and fuck me with it. - Okay, yeah. Sure... - Right now? - Well, we just have the... Don't overthink it, just fuck me. Fuck me with an idea.
Dee · Character · Character:Tastes sweet. - What do you mean? - Is he supposed to taste sweet? Shouldn't it be salty, if anything?
Character · Frank · Character:Cake. It's cake. - I'm cake. - What is happening?
Character · Character · Frank · Character · Character:Like Starbucks for dive bars? - He gets it. Yes. - It's a terrible idea. I hate that idea. - It's a stupid idea, man. - That's a dumb, dumb idea.