Character Analysis
Bob Vance
Played by Robert R. Shafer
8 jokes across 3 episodes of The Office
0.9
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6.5
6.1
Character Comedy
Bob delivers 8 scored jokes across 3 episodes of The Office, averaging 6.5 on craft and 6.1 on impact for a career WAR of 0.9. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Bob Lines
I didn't say anything when Phyllis's dad upstaged me at the ceremony. And I think you owe me this, okay? Give me the microphone. No, I'm not going to. Michael, give me the microphone. It's okay. You're out of here.
jim uses a six-pound ball. yes,he bowled five frames with this pink,sparkly thing until a little girhad to ask for her ball back.
She's your wife, you idiot. $100. 200. What are you doing? I need a hug, unless you're gonna give me one. Not here.
But just know, if you ever lay a finger on Phyllis, I will kill you. If you ever lay a finger on Phyllis, I'll kill you. Agreed. No fingers will be laid on Phyllis.
okay. noeveryone here who's bowled under 70 raise their hand.
All Jokes — 8 total
And do you, Bob, take Phyllis to be your lawfully wedded wife? I do. You may now kiss the bride. Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time as a couple, Mr. And Mrs. Bob Vance!
But just know, if you ever lay a finger on Phyllis, I will kill you. If you ever lay a finger on Phyllis, I'll kill you. Agreed. No fingers will be laid on Phyllis.
I didn't say anything when Phyllis's dad upstaged me at the ceremony. And I think you owe me this, okay? Give me the microphone. No, I'm not going to. Michael, give me the microphone. It's okay. You're out of here.
She's your wife, you idiot. $100. 200. What are you doing? I need a hug, unless you're gonna give me one. Not here.
everyone here who's bowled a 280 please raise your hand. no way. 280? that's impressive.
okay. noeveryone here who's bowled under 70 raise their hand.
jim uses a six-pound ball. yes,he bowled five frames with this pink,sparkly thing until a little girhad to ask for her ball back.
you could always model ladies' jewelry.