Character Analysis
Captain Jack
10 jokes across 1 episodes of The Office
2.3
10
7.0
6.6
Character Comedy
Captain Jack delivers 10 scored jokes across 1 episodes of The Office, averaging 7.0 on craft and 6.6 on impact for a career WAR of 2.3. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Captain Jack Lines
Dwight · Captain Jack:Don't worry, Michael. I'm taking us to shore. / It's a fake wheel, dummy.
Brenda · Michael · Captain Jack:So, what's this presentation all about? / It is about...priorities. And making decisions, using the boat as an analogy. What is important to you? If the boat is sinking, what do you save? / Women and children. / No, no. Salesmen and profit centers.
Captain Jack · Michael:That's a stupid analogy. / O-kay, well obviously you don't know anything about leadership.
Captain Jack · Michael:Well, I was the captain of a PC-1 Cyclone Coastal Patrol Boat during Desert Storm. / Wow, you should be the motivational speaker.
Captain Jack · Michael:Not only am I your ship's captain, I am also your party captain! / And I'm your party captain too!
All Jokes — 10 total
Captain Jack · Michael:Not only am I your ship's captain, I am also your party captain! / And I'm your party captain too!
Michael · Captain Jack:If the boat's a-rocking, don't come knocking. / Michael. / What?
Captain Jack · Michael:Not now, Mike, we're doing the limbo! / Ha, ha, that's right, partiers. It's time to limbo, limbo, limbo!
Captain Jack · Dwight:I need a volunteer to come up here and hold my stick. / Me. / Usually it's a woman. / I'm stronger.
Captain Jack · Pam:Snorkel shot! Who's next? Come on, Pammy, come on, come on! / I'm not doing that.
Brenda · Michael · Captain Jack:So, what's this presentation all about? / It is about...priorities. And making decisions, using the boat as an analogy. What is important to you? If the boat is sinking, what do you save? / Women and children. / No, no. Salesmen and profit centers.
Captain Jack · Michael:That's a stupid analogy. / O-kay, well obviously you don't know anything about leadership.
Captain Jack · Michael:Well, I was the captain of a PC-1 Cyclone Coastal Patrol Boat during Desert Storm. / Wow, you should be the motivational speaker.
Roy · Michael · Captain Jack:No, it was, it was Captain Jack. / Well.... / Captain Jack! / Could have been either one of us because, pretty much, we were saying the same thing.
Dwight · Captain Jack:Don't worry, Michael. I'm taking us to shore. / It's a fake wheel, dummy.