Character Analysis
Michael as Scarn
9 jokes across 1 episodes of The Office
1.3
9
6.8
6.1
Absurdist
Michael as Scarn delivers 9 scored jokes across 1 episodes of The Office, averaging 6.8 on craft and 6.1 on impact for a career WAR of 1.3. Their comedy leans toward absurdist. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Michael as Scarn Lines
Michael as Scarn:Looks like there's gonna be a clean up on aisle five.
Nurse · Michael as Scarn:It'll take a lot more than a bullet to the brain, lungs, heart, back and balls to kill Michael Scarn.
Michael as Scarn:Go puck yourself.
Michael as Scarn · Jim as Goldenface:Nice try, Goldenface. Except you forgot one thing, to kill me. Oh, I wasn't trying to kill you. I was trying to slow you down.
Michael as Scarn · Creed as Cherokee Jack:I'm not here to learn how to mop. I'm here to learn how to play hockey. Mop it.
All Jokes — 9 total
Michael as Scarn:Heads I do it, tails I don't. Best out of seven.
Michael as Scarn:Looks like there's gonna be a clean up on aisle five.
Michael as Scarn · Creed as Cherokee Jack:I'm not here to learn how to mop. I'm here to learn how to play hockey. Mop it.
Michael as Scarn · Jim as Goldenface:Nice try, Goldenface. Except you forgot one thing, to kill me. Oh, I wasn't trying to kill you. I was trying to slow you down.
Michael as Scarn:I am so sorry I have to do this. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
Michael as Scarn:The joke's on you, Goldenface. That man was a wanted animal rapist.
Michael as Scarn:Go puck yourself.
Nurse · Michael as Scarn:It'll take a lot more than a bullet to the brain, lungs, heart, back and balls to kill Michael Scarn.
Michael as Scarn:If doing the Scarn is gay, then I'm the biggest queer on earth!