Character Analysis
Dr. Nick
Played by Hank Azaria
40 jokes across 10 episodes of The Simpsons
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7.4
7.1
Character Comedy
Dr. Nick delivers 40 scored jokes across 10 episodes of The Simpsons, averaging 7.4 on craft and 7.1 on impact for a career WAR of 21.0. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Dr. Nick Lines
bonus eruptus... where the skeleton tries to leap out the mouth and escape the body
Come in for brain surgery... and receive a free Chinese finger trap. [Grunting]
Hey! The incision in the coronary artery... must be made below the blockage! Below! Thanks, little girl!
Well if it isn't my old friend Mr. McGreg... with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg.
Doctor, what's wrong? Don't you know where to make the incision? All right, Nick. Don't panic. Think back to med school. Seriously, baby. I can prescribe anything I want. I know I'm supposed to cut something, but what? And where?
All Jokes — 39 total
You see that dark spot there? Whiplash.
Am I going to die? Yes, son!
Will I ever play baseball again? No!
The only person here who comes close is him. Stop, you're embarrassing me!
Oh, yeah. Tons of it. Just say when.
Hi, everybody. Hi, Dr. Nick.
With one application of Spiffy... you'll think the body's still warm
With one application of Spiffy... you'll think the body's still warm.
Hi, everybody! Are you looking for a way to slash the cost... of your medical expenses? I will perform any operation for 129.95. Come in for brain surgery... and receive a free Chinese finger trap.
Come in for brain surgery... and receive a free Chinese finger trap. [Grunting]
Call 1-600-DOCTORB. The 'B' is for 'bargain'!
Dr. Riviera. Dr. Nick Riviera. Please report to the coroner immediately. The coroner? I'm so sick of that guy.
Well, see you in the operating place. Where are the bodies? Oh, such a nice day. I think I'll go out the window. Ho!
Oh, such a nice day. I think I'll go out the window. Ho! [Objects clattering]
Hi, everybody! Hi, Dr. Nick!
These gloves came free with my toilet brush.
Doctor, what's wrong? Don't you know where to make the incision? All right, Nick. Don't panic. Think back to med school. Seriously, baby. I can prescribe anything I want. I know I'm supposed to cut something, but what? And where?
Hey! The incision in the coronary artery... must be made below the blockage! Below! Thanks, little girl!
Well if it isn't my old friend Mr. McGreg... with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg.
Hi, everybody! [All] Hi, Dr. Nick.
Just to be safe, we better pull the plug. Yoink!
I have an unorthodox solution-- a fantastic voyage, if you will. Three scientists-- one a beautiful woman-- will be shrunk to microscopic size. They will then rendezvous in Mr. Simpson's lower colon.
Doctor, are you sure it's on? I can't hear a thing. It's whisper quiet!
Sun 'n' Run... the suntan lotion that's also a laxative.
Hi, everybody! Hi, Dr. Nick!
assal horizontology
the neglected food groups... such as the whipped group, the congealed group... and the chocotastic
Instead of making sandwiches with bread, use Pop-Tarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon.
You could brush your teeth with milk shakes.
rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain.
But I cleaned them with my napkin.
I get here earlier when I drive in the car pool lane.
You're going to give yourself skin failure.
bonus eruptus... where the skeleton tries to leap out the mouth and escape the body
transdental electromicide... golf cart motor with a 1,000-volt capacimator
Hmm. He's got a lob... but I don't hear a dob. Oh. Uh, there it is.
This freezer is an attractive nuisance. Just look at all that ice cream. It's damn near irresistible.
This is genuine human hair. This is legal, right? Yeah, sure. Whatever.
Fire, and lots of it. Oh, that's your cure for everything.