Fat Tony

Pick a horse, kid. Shelbyville Downs, third race. Make it good. Eat my shorts. Eat My Shorts.

Hey, wait a minute, you little punk! That's the fifth race. I said the third race. Don't have a cow. Don't Have a Cow in the third. Put a deuce on him.

I like this kid. And we were gonna shoot him.

Su-perb.

What's a truck? Don't play dumb with me.

Bart, um... is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family? No. For a large starving family is it wrong to steal a truckload of bread? Uh-uh. And what if your family don't like bread? They like... cigarettes. I guess that's okay.

The kiss of death. That's all I need.

What's a murder?

Then who is the kingpin, the capo di tutti capi? That's the guy. Hey! Forgive me, Don Bartholomew.

I used to think your gang was cool... but now I learned that crime doesn't pay. / Yeah, you're right.

All right, I'm in charge here. Oh, run along, Quimby. I think they're dedicating a phone booth somewhere. Watch it, you talking tub of donut batter.

Hey, I got pictures of you, Quimby. You don't scare me. That could be anyone's ass.

Don Homer, I have baked a special donut just for you. Mmm. Grazie.

That reminds me. Here's your monthly kickback. / You just-- You couldn't have picked a worse time.

So after you finish your performance, you might consider robbing them.

Should I shoot him gangland-style or execution-style? - Listen to your heart.

I'm seeing double here. Four Krustys.

Grazie. Grazie. You have brought great joy to this old Italian stereotype.

No, no, Don Vittorio. You're not... - Yes, I am. I know it. I am.

Forty-eight dollars. - Here's 50. - And 2, your change. And we thank you.

Oh, don't mind-a me. Look. I do it first.

Look here! That's enough now! I own 60% of that network!

I believe it was a 'boaking' accident.

And to show you we're serious, you have 12 hours.

'Where's the money? When are you going to get the money? Why aren't you getting the money now?' And so on. So, please, da money.

Where's the money? When are you going to get the money? Why aren't you getting the money now?

I don't know why people are always bad-mouthing the Mafia.

How do you know you don't like bribes if you've never taken one? Here.

From now on, we'll stick to smuggling heroin. See that you do!

Rats? I'm outraged. You promised me dog or higher

Six queens. / Not so fast. Seven queens.

Six queens. Read 'em and weep. Not so fast. Seven queens.

I am not so much disappointed as I am blinded with rage

Everyone loves rats, but they don't wanna drink the rats' milk?

All right, Fat Tony. If it's trouble with Quimby you're after- / Please. I am only here as a devotee of the lively arts

I want the mayor dead. I want his wife dead. I want his cat and his dog dead

Just kill the mayor. Y-You're not mad at me, are you?