Employee

You quit college. Yeah, well, I had a job. What was the point?

Michael, it's Friday. Everybody coasts on Friday. It's actually Saturday.

Uh, Lindsay. Hello. The phones. Well, you said 'staff.'

What happened to the lights? Isn't this better? Doesn't this just wanna make you curl up and forget about the world?

Oh, I think it's the massage table in the break room now.

Star two. At the same time? No, just the star, in the corner. Star... So if I do this like that... No, turn your hand the other way. Oh, that star.

Into the kitty! He is awesome. Meow.

This has been pleasant and professional. Good luck in the coming business year.

- They closed the company. - For forgiving his debt. - Don't mind me, I work downstairs. - Hi. Doing a little lunch looting.

Oh, yeah, a lot of people's first house was a Bluth. No, no, I was part of that Cornballer class action suit.

I made enough to put a down payment on a Sitwell. Well, we've put a lot of people in Sitwells, too.

Employee confusion about George Michael vs George Maharis identity, leading to 'He's a singer, I think. Like, a gay one.'

Employee: 'Once you're gay, you're gay, Michael! God, Michael's so stupid. Everybody's gonna see.'

Employee: 'Well, we can't let him get away with this. Well, why not?' turning the motivational phrase against George Michael