Character Analysis
Employee
Played by Ben Carroll
14 jokes across 5 episodes of Arrested Development
1.6
14
6.8
6.4
Character Comedy
Employee delivers 14 scored jokes across 5 episodes of Arrested Development, averaging 6.8 on craft and 6.4 on impact for a career WAR of 1.6. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Employee Lines
Michael · Employee:Oh, yeah, a lot of people's first house was a Bluth. No, no, I was part of that Cornballer class action suit.
Employee:Employee: 'Well, we can't let him get away with this. Well, why not?' turning the motivational phrase against George Michael
Employee:This has been pleasant and professional. Good luck in the coming business year.
Employee:Oh, I think it's the massage table in the break room now.
Lindsay · Employee:You quit college. Yeah, well, I had a job. What was the point?
All Jokes — 14 total
Lindsay · Employee:You quit college. Yeah, well, I had a job. What was the point?
Lindsay · Employee:Michael, it's Friday. Everybody coasts on Friday. It's actually Saturday.
Employee · Lindsay:Uh, Lindsay. Hello. The phones. Well, you said 'staff.'
Employee · Lindsay:What happened to the lights? Isn't this better? Doesn't this just wanna make you curl up and forget about the world?
Employee:Oh, I think it's the massage table in the break room now.
Gob · Employee:Star two. At the same time? No, just the star, in the corner. Star... So if I do this like that... No, turn your hand the other way. Oh, that star.
Employee:Into the kitty! He is awesome. Meow.
Employee:This has been pleasant and professional. Good luck in the coming business year.
Employee · Michael:- They closed the company. - For forgiving his debt. - Don't mind me, I work downstairs. - Hi. Doing a little lunch looting.
Michael · Employee:Oh, yeah, a lot of people's first house was a Bluth. No, no, I was part of that Cornballer class action suit.
Employee · Michael:I made enough to put a down payment on a Sitwell. Well, we've put a lot of people in Sitwells, too.
Employee:Employee confusion about George Michael vs George Maharis identity, leading to 'He's a singer, I think. Like, a gay one.'
Employee:Employee: 'Once you're gay, you're gay, Michael! God, Michael's so stupid. Everybody's gonna see.'
Employee:Employee: 'Well, we can't let him get away with this. Well, why not?' turning the motivational phrase against George Michael