Ice

Gob · Ice · Narrator:Ice introduced as Gob's 'friend' on the couch. 'Ice may be my best friend.' Narrator: 'In fact, the man was Ice, a bounty hunter that Gob hired to follow Michael.'

Gob · Ice:Ice reports to Gob: 'Still on his tail, about 20 miles from LEGOLAND.' Gob: 'Go get him, friend.' Ice: 'You're not my friend. You're a client.'

Michael · Ice:Ice stops Michael. Michael: 'Gene? There's no way you're that good.' Ice: 'Name's Ice. Gob hired me to stop you from fleeing the country.'

Michael · Ice:Michael tries to show Ice a photo of George Sr.: 'No, this — That's actually him. He's just — He's much smaller in real life.' Ice: 'I can see that's a man.'

Gob · Ice:Ice is lurking outside, startles Gob. 'What are you doing? You're gonna scare away the Ice.' Gob: 'Ice? Ice is out there?'

Ice · Lucille · Narrator:Ice tackles a man, declares 'George Bluth, you're coming with me.' The man is George Michael's grandfather (Oscar? or wrong person entirely). 'It's an honest mistake. Also, I think your knee is on my heart.'

Lucille · Ice · Man on ground:Lucille: 'He's my husband. My father is probably still in Mexico.' Ice: 'I was just hoping to have sex with you.' Man on ground: 'Why am I not blacking out?'

Gob · Michael · Ice:Gob: 'See? You are a friend.' — Michael nearly has a genuine moment — then Ice tackles Gob from behind

Gob · Ice · Michael:Ice tackles Michael. Gob: 'Sorry. I did see him coming. It's just... I kind of wanted to see where you were going with that.'

Michael · Gob · Gene Parmesan · Ice:Michael arranges for Gene and Ice to be Gob's paid friends for the weekend while they look for George Sr.

Narrator · Ice:Ice the bounty hunter has 'always bounty-hunted to support his first love — party planning.'

Lindsay · Ice:Lindsay asks Ice if he'd be interested in 'catering an affair with me.' Ice responds: 'Well, when you get a full guest list, let me know.'

Ice:Ice's presentation includes 'a political cartoon from a leading Mexican publication' as evidence of George Sr.'s death.

Michael · Ice:Confusion about who killed whom: 'I'm sorry — he killed a guard?' / 'No, the guard killed him.'

Ice:Ice interrupts the revelation of George Sr.'s death to remind the family he's available for catering: 'I'm a caterer — if you do have any family events — weddings, wakes —'

George Michael · Ice:George Michael's eulogy devolves from emotional tribute into taking a catering order: '...I'll be bringing you some salmon rolls right away... in... heaven.'

Ice:Ice: 'How many times I gotta tell this kid — chicken wings!'

Michael · Ice:Michael's eulogy is interrupted by a blender: 'Ice, can we just cool it on the smoothies for right now?' Family: 'There are smoothies?'

Michael · Lucille · Ice:Michael tells Ice: 'My mother has something to tell you.' Lucille: 'I find you very attractive.' Ice: 'She cleans up nice too. Trust me.' Then: 'I think I'm finally off the clock.'