Good Grief

His name's Gary, and we don't need any more lawsuits. No, I was talking about the magazine- Wait. Gary's gay?

You've got a nice mouth. I'd kill for that ass.

Okay, the chair's not doing it now... but lately it's been giving out as soon as I lean back.

I was gonna boil myself alive into a chowder and then be ladled into a giant cauldron... to entertain and feed the firemen.

And I'm halfway to getting out of this office and into a steaming bowl of soup.

Oscar, close it. You look like the window of a butcher shop.

See? That's a perfect example of how your father's always interrup- [Vibrating]

I didn't wanna say that when you were talking to Egg.

Oh, she's still goin'?

I am surprised, though, that she's going after somebody so similar to my own type. But I suppose we all do expose our inner desires, don't we? I think you just did.

I'm sorry- he killed a guard? No, the guard killed him.

Okay, again, I'm a caterer... so if you do have any family events- weddings, wakes- I'll leave my card.

Who left the cap off my- [Bleeps] Glisten?

I will be buried in my father's place... and then, one week later, I will emerge from the grave... in one of the greatest illusions ever! This about getting into Poof? I mean, how does that not get me a cover?

Because you're twins. [Chuckles]

What? What? Is Ann telling everyone?

For those other guys. You think there are other guys?

For those other guys. You think there are other guys? I don't know what I'm saying.

Black humor. Say, 'Hey, Dad, look at you. You're... a year older... and a year closer to death.' Oh, yeah, I guess that's kinda funny.

Oh, yeah. I used to be a stripper. Strippers don't wear clothes. Not at the end of the show. You can wear stripper clothes when you're not stripping? You tell me.

Hide me. Don't turn in Pop-Pop. Help Pop-Pop.

I have, uh- I have money.

Listen, if you pass a mini-mart, Pop-Pop gets a treat?

I was just gonna eat some of my grandfather's favorite foods in my room. It's the form that my grief is taking.

From who, the Nazis?

I tried it with Mom's, but I'd just end up smiling and ruining it.

Here comes John Wayne. I'm not gonna cry about my pa. I'm gonna build an airport, put my name on it.

Hey, where the- [Bleeps] Are my hard-boiled eggs?

'Someone wanted to send you a birthday greeting. See you soon!' Oh! That is wicked.

I'm gonna throw on a skirt, take off my underwear and make your Pop-Pop proud.

Her? She's really funny. Well, let's hope so.

It wasn't a message. We talked.

It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face.

It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face.

To get the top right, the pants had to be a little snug.

How many times I gotta tell this kid chicken wings?

Glad Dad wasn't around to see that.

The mere fact that you call making love 'pop-pop' tells me you're not ready.

The mere fact that you call making love 'pop-pop' tells me you're not ready.

Dead father? Is he de- Dad's dead? Oh, my God! The card! The card!

I can't seem to give this away.

The great thing is, she was so moved by what you said tonight that we're back together. Ah! Yeah! Oh, is that great.

[Preview: Buster finds out about Captain Kangaroo's death]

No, Pop-Pop does not get a treat. I just brought you a- [Bleeps] pizza.

No, Pop-Pop does not get a treat. I just brought you a- [Bleeps] pizza.