Character Analysis
Sitwell Secretary
Played by Nancy Schnoll
11 jokes across 2 episodes of Arrested Development
2.3
11
7.1
7.0
Character Comedy
Sitwell delivers 11 scored jokes across 2 episodes of Arrested Development, averaging 7.1 on craft and 7.0 on impact for a career WAR of 2.3. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Sitwell Lines
Michael · Sitwell:Sorry that my son couldn't be here- Let me guess. Girlfriend. You know, it could be worse. He could wanna marry your mother. [Laughs] Oh, I'm sorry. Is your family not laughing at that yet?
Young Gob · Sitwell:White power! Better yet, maybe we can play ball on Saturday.
Gob · Sitwell:One of this guy's eyebrows fell in the candy beans. I always carry a spare. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans.
Sitwell · Gob:You got gumption. You speak your mind. That means you're good enough to work for me. [Bleeps] you. And I accepted.
Sitwell:It's alpaca actually. Cruelty-free. Really narrows your choices.
All Jokes — 11 total
Michael · Sitwell:Sorry that my son couldn't be here- Let me guess. Girlfriend. You know, it could be worse. He could wanna marry your mother. [Laughs] Oh, I'm sorry. Is your family not laughing at that yet?
Sitwell · Michael:You know, Sudden Valley conjures up the image of a sinkhole, no? I told that to Dad. I told that to my dad. I'm thinking- Paradise Gardens. [Wind Whistling] I swear to God, I have that written-
Michael · Sitwell:That's great. So the other 449 families live in fear? Is that what we're saying? I mean, come on! Where's your decen- What the hell just fell off your face?
Gob · Sitwell:One of this guy's eyebrows fell in the candy beans. I always carry a spare. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans.
Sitwell · Gob:You got gumption. You speak your mind. That means you're good enough to work for me. [Bleeps] you. And I accepted.
Young Gob · Sitwell:White power! Better yet, maybe we can play ball on Saturday.
Sitwell:After that list of ideas you gave me, I don't care if you blow the whole season. Come here, you.
Sitwell:It's alpaca actually. Cruelty-free. Really narrows your choices.
Lindsay · Sitwell:Uh, wait, three-year-old? You said it was 37 years ago. Oh, yeah, right. Hey, we should do something for your 40th next week.
Sitwell:Be gentle, she's almost 40!
Sitwell:Never seen a CEO cry like that before, except at his sentencing.