Character Analysis
Sitwell Secretary
Played by Nancy Schnoll
11 jokes across 2 episodes of Arrested Development
2.3
11
7.1
7.0
Character Comedy
Sitwell delivers 11 scored jokes across 2 episodes of Arrested Development, averaging 7.1 on craft and 7.0 on impact for a career WAR of 2.3. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Sitwell Lines
Gob · Narrator · Sitwell:What the hell just fell off your face? — One of this guy's eyebrows fell in the candy beans. — I always carry a spare.
Narrator · George Sr. · Sitwell:While Stan Sitwell used the game to raise funds for underprivileged children. — Oh, I think one of your orphans is heading towards the street. — Strike three.
Sitwell · Gob:But you were right. It was a bad offer and you were smart enough not to take it. You got gumption. You speak your mind. That means you're good enough to work for me. — [bleep] you. — And I accepted.
Sitwell · Gob:Time out. — Gob, are you okay? — Yeah, just can't hit today. Guess you're really disappointed in me. — Hey. Everybody has days like this. It's only a game. — After that list of ideas you gave me, I don't care if you blow the whole season. — Come here, you.
Sitwell · Gob:The only thing I ask is out of the 450 homes we build, one be given to a disadvantaged family from the inner city. — That's great. So the other 449 families live in fear? Is that what we're saying? I mean, come on! Where's your decen—
All Jokes — 8 total
Michael · Sitwell:Sorry that my son couldn't be here — Let me guess. Girlfriend. — You know, it could be worse. He could wanna marry your mother. [laughs] — Oh, I'm sorry. Is your family not laughing at that yet?
Sitwell · Michael:You know, Sudden Valley conjures up the image of a sinkhole, no? — I told that to Dad. — I'm thinking — Paradise Gardens. [wind whistles] — I swear to God, I have that written—
Sitwell · Gob:The only thing I ask is out of the 450 homes we build, one be given to a disadvantaged family from the inner city. — That's great. So the other 449 families live in fear? Is that what we're saying? I mean, come on! Where's your decen—
Gob · Narrator · Sitwell:What the hell just fell off your face? — One of this guy's eyebrows fell in the candy beans. — I always carry a spare.
Narrator · George Sr. · Sitwell:While Stan Sitwell used the game to raise funds for underprivileged children. — Oh, I think one of your orphans is heading towards the street. — Strike three.
Sitwell · Gob:But you were right. It was a bad offer and you were smart enough not to take it. You got gumption. You speak your mind. That means you're good enough to work for me. — [bleep] you. — And I accepted.
George Sr. · Sitwell:White power! — Better yet, maybe we can play ball on Saturday.
Sitwell · Gob:Time out. — Gob, are you okay? — Yeah, just can't hit today. Guess you're really disappointed in me. — Hey. Everybody has days like this. It's only a game. — After that list of ideas you gave me, I don't care if you blow the whole season. — Come here, you.