Trevor

Trevor · Rita:Trevor to Rita: 'Do you have any idea what a sleepover is? Cause it's not just sleep.' Rita: 'I know what it is, Trevor, I've seen your secret magazine.'

Rita · Trevor:Rita: 'I want to have grown-up fun. Spoon and figgy pudding. Rabbit downdum druggary's hollow. And I want to have pop-pop.' Trevor: 'Well, the very fact that you call it that, tells me you're not ready.'

Trevor:Trevor: 'And for your information, that's a cricket magazine.' — revealing the 'secret magazine' was about cricket all along.

Trevor:Trevor: 'I mean, it's not your fault your parents were cousins, but... here we are.'

Rita · Trevor:Rita: 'Well, Michael will be my cousin soon enough, cause we're getting married.' Trevor and others: 'Married?! Married!' with escalating chaos.

Trevor · Rita:Trevor miming 'invisible locks' on the door: 'Lock. Lock. Lock.' while Rita protests 'That's not fair!'

Trevor:Trevor: 'I've got to find a new hiding place for that magazine.'

Trevor · George Sr. · Lucille:Trevor reveals Rita is mentally challenged AND owns all of Wee Britain. George Sr. and Lucille: 'Millions?' / 'Mentally challenged?' Lucille: 'Shh! It's not polite.'

Trevor:Trevor: 'Yes, it's funny how Americans don't pick up on that. I think it's cause of her accent and the plastic surgery she's been able to afford.'

Lucille · George Sr. · Trevor:Lucille: 'Oh, Legoland.' George Sr.: 'I think they said they were going to Legoland.' Lucille: 'They did say Legoland.' Trevor: 'I didn't hear anything about Legoland.' Lucille/George Sr.: 'He doesn't know what's talking about. We think he may be mentally challenged.'

Lucille · Trevor:Lucille to Trevor: 'We have got 24 hours to get them married before Michael figures out what she really is.' Trevor: 'This is the first time in two years you've sounded like George Bluth.'