Trevor

Rita, don't forget your hat.

Well, the very fact that you call it that, tells me you're not ready. / Oh, and for your information, that's a cricket magazine.

I mean, it's not your fault your parents were cousins, but... here we are.

Well, Michael will be my cousin soon enough, cause we're getting married. / Married?! / Married! / Totally out of the question! / Married! Married! Married!

I'm putting the invisible locks on the door. / That's not fair. / Lock. Lock. Lock. / That's not fair! / It's just not fair! / Lock. Lock.

I hate that ( bleep ) doll.

Let the hand-outs begin! / There's not gonna be any hand-outs, and she is not gonna marry your son.

You are not gonna get Rita's millions just because she's mentally challenged. / Millions? / Mentally challenged? / Shh! It's not polite.

Yes, it's funny how Americans don't pick up on that. I think it's 'cause of her accent and the plastic surgery she's been able to afford.

We think he may be mentally challenged. / What?