Character Analysis
Alan Connor
Played by Rob Corddry
33 jokes across 3 episodes of Community
7.4
33
6.9
6.5
Character Comedy
Alan delivers 33 scored jokes across 3 episodes of Community, averaging 6.9 on craft and 6.5 on impact for a career WAR of 7.4. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Alan Lines
Alan:Jeff, I once saw you convince an arson victim that he liked his house better burned.
Alan:Jeff, you know what lawyers call someone who defrauds the state bar, cheats on his SATs, and cons his way into a firm? Best...Lawyer...Ever.
Alan:My wife left. My girlfriend dumped me. And they're sisters, so now the whole family's pissed.
Pierce · Alan:Why didn't you just do some inspirational speech about friendship? You're fired.
Alan:You can if you're dead. That shark thing was not a metaphor.
All Jokes — 28 total
Alan:Your mouth isn't curved upwards. Did I misread something?
Jeff · Alan · Alan:Ah...Tango? - Sundance. We worked with different partners. - Got it.
Alan:Remember when you asked for my secret, I said yoga? I lied.
Alan:Yeah. I quit doing blow, not being rad.
Alan:Well, those cargo pants would suggest otherwise.
Alan:If they gave away awards for mind games, the statue'd be Jeff Winger doing it to a brain.
Alan · Pierce · Pierce · Alan:You're bald. - So are you. - I'll kill you, you... Come here! - Mistrial.
Alan:Jeff, you know what lawyers call someone who defrauds the state bar, cheats on his SATs, and cons his way into a firm? Best...Lawyer...Ever.
Alan:Anyone else with that hand would wear a glove. He controls a room with it. He's the master.
Alan · Alan · Alan · Jeff · Alan:Thompson that adopted three at-risk teens and donated his kidney to a temp. - All an act. - Yeah. Why do you think he quit right after you left? - Well, his... his wife died. - Did she...Jeff? Did...She?
Alan · Jeff:Hawthorne's a cash cow, and old a-con here is tugging at that teat. That's money. Money. Please stop that.
Jeff · Alan:Hey, just go easy on Shirley. / Scout's honor, Sinead O'Connor.
Alan · Shirley:Would you think less of Shirley Bennett if she offered to sell Ben on craigslist for a chance to bump it with Denzel? That was a joke for my cousin.
Jeff · Alan:I thought you said you were gonna go easy. / Felt easy to me.
Alan:Miss Daisy's in the house, thanks for the ride, sorry about slavery.
Alan:That shark thing was not a metaphor. I'm the big dog now.
Alan:You can if you're dead. That shark thing was not a metaphor.
Pierce · Alan:Why didn't you just do some inspirational speech about friendship? You're fired.
Alan · Jeff:By the way, never got a chance to tell you this, but it was me who turned you in to the state bar. I know. And I never got a chance to thank you.
Alan · Jeff:This place has made you so gay. Hey! Don't use 'gay' as a derogatory term. Booyah, good person.
Alan:Maybe you should've spent less money on special effect.
Alan:Relax, tango. I come in peace.
Alan:Weird choice, by the way, the bachelor's degree on the wall.
Alan:Jeff, I once saw you convince an arson victim that he liked his house better burned.
Alan:the next bone you get thrown might be through a dude's zipper in the warehouse district
Alan:My wife left. My girlfriend dumped me. And they're sisters, so now the whole family's pissed.
Alan:Classic Winger.
Alan:I'm gonna go score some blow. My dealer's a gym teacher here.