Character Analysis
Todd
Played by Todd Barry
17 jokes across 1 episodes of Flight of the Conchords
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6.6
6.4
Character Comedy
Todd delivers 17 scored jokes across 1 episodes of Flight of the Conchords, averaging 6.6 on craft and 6.4 on impact for a career WAR of 0.0. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Todd Lines
Jemaine · Todd:She's a maniac. / In the sack? Really? / No. What?
Murray · Bret · Todd:Do you want me to go back to item one? / Yeah, go back to item one. / Item one: Todd. Yeah, he's the new band member. / Hi. / Right. Item two...
Todd · Jemaine:More enthusiasm this time, all right? / Todd, how about you get down on all fours and wag your tail like you just can't fail and I'll just play bass, huh?
Todd · Jemaine:Can we try a song that I wrote real quick? / No.
Murray · Bret · Demetri · Todd:Does he play any other instruments? No. Come on, what? Is that what you want? I'm gonna break your keytar. I'm gonna break your keytar. You think I care?
All Jokes — 17 total
Murray · Bret · Todd:Do you want me to go back to item one? / Yeah, go back to item one. / Item one: Todd. Yeah, he's the new band member. / Hi. / Right. Item two...
Todd:I'll just tell you straight up that all I'm really interested in is kicking some grooves, banging some tunes, I don't know, just basically getting it on.
Todd · Jemaine:Can we try a song that I wrote real quick? / No.
Todd:All you guys'll do, you'll put your guitars and bass down and you just go, 'Arf arf!' In the background, like dogs. Like bad dogs.
Bret · Todd:I dance when I'm angry. / When you're angry? Who dances when they're angry?
Todd · Mel:Actually, he, um, neglected to tell me what a hottie you are. / Stop it. / Looks like the race is on. Gentlemen, start your engines. Vroom! Vroom!
Mel · Todd:What do you play, Todd? / I'll give you a clue. / The bongos. / Oh! Rhythmic. / Yeah, tribal. / Powerful. Very physical, if you know what I mean.
Jemaine · Todd:She's a maniac. / In the sack? Really? / No. What?
Todd · Jemaine:Oh, I thought you had a threesome with her. / No, she's just a fan. Never had a threesome with her.
Todd:Who cares? I'm a bongo player in a band. She's hot to trot. I'm gonna make it happen. I'm gonna give it to her.
Todd:Well, if you two homo sapiens aren't gonna make the move, guess what? I'm gonna.
Todd · Jemaine:Your solos were too long? / No no no, the band name is too long. / What is it? Flight of the Con... Con... Conchords... / Blah blah blah. Too long, too boring.
Todd:Get ready... The Crazy Dogggz. Three Gs and a Z.
Todd · Jemaine:More enthusiasm this time, all right? / Todd, how about you get down on all fours and wag your tail like you just can't fail and I'll just play bass, huh?
Todd:It's not about the music. You know what it's about? # The pussy! #
Bret · Todd:Do you guys need to borrow my amp? / Bret, you're pathetic, man. We don't need a roadie, okay?
Murray · Bret · Demetri · Todd:Does he play any other instruments? No. Come on, what? Is that what you want? I'm gonna break your keytar. I'm gonna break your keytar. You think I care?