Amy Green

Amy · Rachel:I decorated Dad's office. Yeah? Well, unless you pushed a desk out of your vagina, not the same thing.

Amy:Is this Emmett? It's Emma. It's a girl?

Amy:Not really. But you are much cuter than that geeky guy she used to date.

Ross · Amy:That was me. No, he was this creepy guy from high school who had this huge crush on her since, like, the ninth grade. Still me.

Amy · Ross:No, I'm not talking about you. It was your fat friend's brother with that bad Afro. Okay, Amy, I'm gonna save you some time, okay? All me!

Amy:She's precious. Do you ever worry that she's gonna get your real nose?

Rachel · Amy:Amy.... Yes, I do. I really do.

Amy:Seriously? It's just these rooms? I thought you were a doctor.

Amy:I swear, it's almost not even worth dating married guys.

Amy · Rachel:Your baby had some sort of explosion of stink. The bonding's going great.

Amy:Wow! They must put a lot of makeup on you.

Amy · Phoebe:Yeah, I think so. It's nice to meet you, Emma. Phoebe. That's a funny noise.

Amy:If you guys died!

Amy:At first I wouldn't know what to do with her. And then I would rise to the occasion. Then I'd get a makeover and get married. That's a great movie!

Amy · Rachel:I'm just not really a big fan of Emily. Emma? Ross wants you.

Ross · Amy:Phoebe! Why does she keep making that noise?

Amy:Connected? To what? She's a lump.

Chandler · Amy:That you two.... That you two.... This guy?

Amy · Monica:Do you not trust me with a fancy plate? No, honey. That's a special plate. See, it's a game. Whoever gets that plate wins. I can't believe I won!

Rachel · Amy:Monica is Ross' sister. No, Ross' sister was really fat.

Amy:If you guys die... and the crazy plate lady dies... then do I get the baby?

Amy:Who has to die for me to get her?

Amy:There's your movie.

Rachel · Amy:What career? I'm a decorator. You decorate Dad's office and now you're a decorator? Okay, I went to the zoo yesterday, now I'm a koala bear.

Amy · Rachel:You didn't come see me in the hospital when I was getting my lips done! I did the first time.

Amy:Well, how hard could it be? You do it.

Amy · Rachel:Yeah, well, you know what I cannot believe? That my so-called sister... gets a 30 percent discount from Ralph Lauren, and I still have to pay retail? It's 45. You bitch.

Amy:Your baby isn't even that cute.

Rachel · Amy:Hey, man, I work out! So do I. I do Pilates. I do yoga. Bring it on!

Amy:Frizzy, frizzy, frizzy!

Amy:You are not gonna regret this.

Amy:Did I buy a falafel from you yesterday?

Amy:You are not good.

Amy:Hey, your English is getting better.

Amy:No, I was talking about your bedding.

Amy:And it's on Fifth. And the elevator opens up right into the living room.

Amy:It's his dad.

Amy:God, we used to make out all the time after you went to sleep.

Amy:I'm gonna marry Myron and keep looking for Mr. Right.

Amy:I'm Erin Brockovich.

Amy:Oh, sweetie, you can't pull this off.

Amy:Listen, I couldn't help but overhear, because I was trying to.

Amy:Doesn't it make her nose look smaller?

Amy:Why, did something happen to his falafel cart?

Amy:I am going to be a baby stylist.

Amy:Enter Amy.

Amy:Ass and face.

Amy:She was. Carbs found her.

Amy:It's almost as if people don't want to hear that their babies are ugly.