David

David:But I wanted it to be this phenomenal kiss... at a phenomenal moment because it's you.

David:Now, it's just gotta be one of those things where I... sweep everything off the table. And I'm not really a sweeping sort of fella.

David:You know what? This is really expensive. And this was a gift.

David · Phoebe:You want me to throw you? I can hop.

David:Getting so good at that! It was Max's stuff.

David · Max:Hi, Max. Yoko.

Phoebe · David:You belong in Minsk. You can't stay here just for me. If I go, I have to break up with you. And I can't break up with you.

Phoebe · David:Did you get a haircut? Yeah. Well, I got like 30 of them.

David:There's a statue in Minsk... that reminds me of you so much. I mean, um, it's actually of Lenin... but, you know, at certain angles...

Phoebe · David:That's really beautiful. What does it mean? 'Please clean my beakers.' I don't get out of the lab much.

Phoebe · David:Damn it. All right, I'll call the cab company. We can call them later. Can you just stand there for a moment?

David:There's an old Russian expression... Roughly translated, that means: 'This thing that I'm looking at: Wow.'

David:But only with me. No, that's not fair. Who cares. Leave him. I don't mean that. Yes, I do. I'm sorry.

David:Well, just so you know... hearing it wasn't exactly a Vladnik carnival, either.

David · Phoebe:In Minsk, it's two on each cheek... and one on the lips. Well, if that's what they do in Minsk.

David:But it's nice. And nice is good. And good is not bad. Ergo, we should keep kissing.

David · Mike:Don't point your finger at me! Why? What are you gonna do about it?

David:Well, if you do, come in the spring. It's just lovely there.

David:Well, after eight years of research, I discovered.. that it can't be done.

David:To people who base eight years of research on a typo in a scientific journal.

David · Phoebe · David:Because I'm not seeing anybody. I just totally made that up. / Really? / I don't know why, I'm sorry. I guess I just didn't want to lose face.

David:Mike? Who's Mike?

David · Chandler:Why did Phoebe and Mike break up? - Because his penis was too big.

David:Well, we probably won't invite you to the wedding, but..

David:That's one-seventieth of a carat. And the clarity is quite poor.

David:If it stops raining.

David:It was a good trip.

David:Mike? Who's Mike?

David:Well, we probably won't invite you to the wedding, but...

David:That's one-seventieth of a carat. And the clarity is quite poor.

David:It's David, actually.

David:Well, that's fair, you've had a long trip.

David:Kind of steps on the toes of what I was going to say.

David:All right, but after this, I want to see you outside. If the rain stops.

David:Ha-ha.

David:It was a good trip.