Doctor

She's not- past, she's present, she's back.

We're looking into it.

First of all, it's on your ass.

Ladies and gentlemen, I've been practicing medicine for 23 years... and I'm stumped.

What do you know? Have you ever had triplets? No. I'm sorry, I haven't. I'm going to use this a lot.

Well, what else could it be? It's kidney stones. Or... Kidney stones. If it was something else? Well, that would be 'kidney stones.'

You brought a carrot. This isn't your toe. This is a small, very cold piece of carrot.

Uh, that's an eye removal machine. All right, I'm out of here.

Extended eye test sequence with Rachel repeatedly fleeing

You're young. You probably don't have glaucoma.

I guess we'll see you back here in three months. Great. And I'll fit you for a glass eye.

P-E-C-F-D. Very good, Monica.

I know it's really not my place... but please don't name your child Pheebo.