Frank

And, uh, then I tried to find a pay phone, and the receiver was cut off.

What happened? Uh, oh. Vandalism.

And besides, I never had a dad around. And now I always will, because it'll be me.

I don't see how I could suddenly be too young...because I'm older than I was when we first got together.

Well, yeah, if the best is like unbelievable pain.

...and then getting arrested for stealing those birds...and then the whole punctured-lung thing.

...but the worst thing she did was tie me to the porch.

I would storm out of here...if I had some money or a place to go.

I've finally got my band!

No, back to happy. Back to happy!

You're in college? Refrigerator college.

And I love refrigerators.

Three kids and no money.

You came up with Relaxi-Cab. That's not good.

Don't worry. She told me about the LaMazda stuff. If you get the babies out by month's end... you get two percent financing.

You couldn't just do me a favor and, like, hold them in?

Yes! We got a baby boy! Frank Junior, Junior!

How does he look? So gross!

Hey, where's his thing? Chandler's a girl! Oh, God! Kindergarten flashback.

There's 30 fingers and 30 toes.

Oh, it's, ew, used.

I guess then I would have to say C. Total abandonment.

I don't want the lipstick that much.

Well, you know, in my defense, I was a lousy father.

I made up a song to sing to you, but that made you cry even more.

Sleepy girl, sleepy girl, Why won't you go to sleep? Sleepy girl, sleepy girl, You're keeping me up