Janice

Janice · Chandler:Now. It's amazing. We've been back together for what... like 10 minutes, and— Is that all?

Janice · Chandler · Chandler:It's like we were never apart. Of course, we were, but— Forgive and forget. Well, forget.

Janice:Smile. You're on Janice Camera.

Janice:I'm gonna blow this one up and write 'Reunited' in glitter.

Janice:You listen to me! You listen to me! One of these times, it's just gonna be your last chance with me!

Janice:By the way, Chandler, I cut you out of all of my pictures. So if you want, I have a bag with just your heads.

Janice:And you could use them in your Theater of Cruelty.

Janice:Although I have enjoyed the fact that your shirt's been sticking out of your zipper since you came back from the bathroom.

Janice:I could just kiss you all over, and I'm gonna.

Janice · Chandler:I brought you something. Is it loaded?

Janice:Oh, little candy hearts. 'Chan and Jan forever.' I had them made special.

Janice:You love me, Chandler Bing.

Janice:Something deep in your soul calls out to me like a foghorn. Janice. Janice.

Chandler · Janice:Is it yours? Ha! You wish, Chandler Bing.

Janice:And what? Miss the expression on your face? Oh, no. Janice likes to have her fun.

Chandler · Janice:Oh... my... God.

Janice:A little birdie told me you wanting to rip your arm off and throw it at me.

Janice · Joey:Yes, because that's how long it takes to love me. I sleep in the next room.

Janice:Joey and Janice's Day of Fun!

Janice · Joey · Janice:Crazy Chandler spun me... off the bed. / Wow! Spinning! Sounds like fun. / I wish. He was just trying Ross' 'hug and roll' thing.

Janice:Oh... my... God!

Janice:Are you a puppy!

Janice:Well, I gotta buy a vowel... because, oh, my God!

Janice:Who would've thought that someday... Chandler Bing would buy me a drawer?

Janice:I don't think we need to because you're tripping me out right now!

Janice:And I wasn't even that hungry.

Janice:Are you being British?

Janice:Barley? What kind of party serves barley?

Janice:Either you're seeing somebody behind my back... which would make you the world's biggest jerk... or you're pretending to see somebody... which makes you so pathetic I could cry right here!

Janice:bumped uglies

Janice · Chandler:You didn't leave lipstick marks on the phone. Oh! Then it must have been you. Bye.

Janice:How's my Bing-a-ling?

Janice · Chandler:Maybe it's because I was just fooling around with my ex. / Oh, no. That was you!

Janice · Chandler:In the park? / No. In his office. How many kisses were there?

Chandler · Janice:It's the receipt. / I'll take it.

Janice:Yeah, I'm riding the alimony pony.

Janice:Oh, look at us. Who would've thought that Cupid had a station at 14th Street Nails?

Chandler · Janice:Right. But I just think this is happening too soon. Oh, too soon, too schmoon. Face it, honey, I am not letting you get away this time.

Chandler · Janice:Okay, could you just stop talking for a second? Yemen.

Janice:15 Yemen Road, Yemen.

Chandler · Janice:Well, then I guess I'm going to Yemen. I'm going to Yemen. When we get to Yemen, can I stay with you?

Janice:Janice's nasal laugh after returning Ross's scarf

Janice:I know what you all are thinking, but Chandler is in Yemen.

Janice:I believe that the sun has set on our day in the sun.

Janice:I just don't think I can take another second of you whining!

Janice:I guess, that's two out of three... Joey!

Janice:Oh, my God!

Janice:How are you... Ms. Hotshot-Chef-at-the-Big-Fancy-Restaurant-With-the-Best-Chicken-Ever?

Janice:Oh, what is that on your finger? I'm blind.

Janice:Somebody's been doing a little cooking outside the restaurant.

Janice · Chandler:What are you, stupid? It's been three hours. Is that all?

Janice · Chandler:I thought this guy was my soul mate. I thought I was your soul mate.

Janice:Do you want me to sing 'Careless Whisper' or 'Lady in Red'?

Janice:You call me when this goes in the pooper.

Janice:We're gonna be baby buddies!

Janice:I nabbed him at the dermatologist's. Thank God for adult acne!

Janice · Ross · Rachel:You have to speak loudly, he's almost completely deaf. / Oh, there you go. / Of course he is.

Janice · Rachel:Oh. Well, then shut me up. / Just tell me how.

Janice:Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh!

Janice:Beat you, sucker! Oh, baby.

Janice:Aaron Lipman-Guralnick would like to say hello to his future bride.

Janice:I'm lucky if my kid gets to spend a weekend with her father... and little Miss New Boobs.

Janice:Oh, they gave you the kiddie size.

Janice:I think it just fell off.

Janice:I don't allow porn at home, so this is like a vacation for him.

Janice:Before Monica made an honest man out of him, Chandler used to be my little love muffin. [LAUGHING NASALLY]

Janice · Chandler:Why? - I don't know why.

Chandler · Janice:[CHANDLER AND JANICE KISS]