Character Analysis
Susan Bunch
Played by Jessica Hecht
22 jokes across 9 episodes of Friends
2.8
22
6.5
6.6
Cringe/Discomfort
Susan delivers 22 scored jokes across 9 episodes of Friends, averaging 6.5 on craft and 6.6 on impact for a career WAR of 2.8. Their comedy leans toward cringe/discomfort. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Susan Lines
Susan:But, we just refer to you as 'Bobo the Sperm Guy.'
Susan:You know, Ross, some scientists are now saying that monkeys and babies are actually different.
Susan:I used to have that bumper sticker.
Susan:Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise they don't let you do it.
Susan:Look, Ben! It's a toy that protects U.S. oil interests overseas!
All Jokes — 22 total
Carol · Susan · Ross:Quack, quack... quack, quack, quack. / Ross? / That opens my cervix.
Ross · Carol · Susan:Helen Geller? / I don't think so. / Hello, it's not gonna be Helen Geller.
Susan:And we all know what a challenge that is.
Ross · Susan:Kind of like a big face without skin. -Yes. I'm familiar with the concept.
Susan:Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise they don't let you do it.
Susan:But, we just refer to you as 'Bobo the Sperm Guy.'
Ross · Susan · Ross:Like buddies. / Like lovers. / You know how close women can get.
Susan:You know, Ross, some scientists are now saying that monkeys and babies are actually different.
Ross · Carol · Susan:Hey, where the hell have you been? We stopped at the gift shop. I was looking at stuffed animals, and Susan wanted a Chunky.
Susan:I used to have that bumper sticker.
Dr. Franzblau · Ross · Susan:Ice chips, just ice chips. They're at the nurses' station. I'll get them. No, I'm getting it. Be right back. No, I got it. I'm getting it.
Susan:You get to sleep with her. I get the cramps.
Ross · Susan:What is that? Something exploded. It's just her water breaking. Calm down, will you?
Ross · Susan:Look, Carol never threw me out of a room before you came along. Well, there's a lot of things Carol never did before I came along.
Susan:What are you gonna do, suck the door open?
Susan · Ross:Everyone knows who you are. Who am I? There's Father's Day. There's Mother's Day. There's no Lesbian Lover Day. Every day is Lesbian Lover Day.
Phoebe · Ross · Carol · Susan:How about Ben? I like Ben. Ben. How come you never mentioned Ben before? We, uh, just cooked it up. That's what we were off doing.
Susan:Look, Ben! It's a toy that protects U.S. oil interests overseas!
Ross · Susan · Carol:Look at you two bonding. Making us late for the airport. / It's just us getting along is difficult for him... because he doesn't like me. / Come on. That's... / It's true.
Susan:Yeah, we leave all our big decisions to the 3-year-old.
Susan:I'm not married to him anymore. He's my ex-husband. I'm totally gay!
Susan:How hot is this?!