Frank

Frank:I have no characteristics and people forget me as soon as I leave the room. And sometimes before that.

Frank:I don't have time for that. Temping is a full-time job.

Guest · Frank:Thanks a lot, I wanna say Dave? Frank. I'm the temp. I've been here two weeks.

Frank:Wow. Fry's not even here and you remember his name? He must be quite a guy.

Frank:I can get through this. I'm a temp, dammit. I'm sure they'll be back soon.

Frank · Leela · Amy:I thought you'd forgotten about me. No. We could never forget... Frank! Of course! Sounds right.

Frank · Amy:Books! Book sandwiches, book soup, scrambled books with fly larvae! Ew, books!

Frank:It's just as itchy as I dreamed it would be.

Frank:Yes, I am. I'm right here...

Frank:Why hast thou forsaken me?!

Leela · Frank:You're not Fry. That's Fry! Yes... Fry...

Frank:And The Return of the King? That one I didn't read. It's the third book of the trilogy, and I've never read the first two. I didn't wanna spoil it, you know?

Frank:Because you have such a great life! I've had so, so many temp jobs, but working at Planet Express was the one time in my life I was truly happy.

Frank · Zoidberg:Ah. That takes care of the dishes. You want me to get started on the floors, Hermes? Or should I scrub down Dr. Zoidberg? Scrub-a-dub-dub.

Amy · Frank · Hermes · Leela:How are you so energetic? Oh, I'll never get tired of this job. I have the best life ever. That's our Fry. It sure is. It most definitely is.

Temp agency worker · Frank:Then I've got just the schlep for you. Frank, you're going to be working at Planet Express for two weeks. Lucky me.

Leela · Frank:Hi, Frank. Tell us about yourself. I have no characteristics, and people forget me as soon as I leave the room. And, sometimes, before that.

Frank · Hermes · Frank:Frank. Is this my cubicle? No, that's an empty space between three stacks of boxes. Well, I guess I'll stand in there.

Frank:I don't have time for that. Temping is a full-time job.

Leela · Frank:Those are beautiful. Thanks a lot, uh, I want to say, Dave. Frank. I'm the temp. I've been here two weeks, the best two weeks of my life.

Frank:Wow. Fry's not even here, and you remember his name? He must be quite a guy.

Frank · Librarian:You're throwing out all the liberry books? Look, nobody's checked a book out since 2029. It was this one. 'A Novelization of the TikTok Video, Peanut Butter-Eating Dog Lip Syncs to Olivia Rodrigo'

Bender · Frank · Bender:Ooh, I'd watch that. It's a book. You'd read it. [scoffs] No, I wouldn't.

Leela · Frank:Let's get out of here before some dork says trashing books is a travesty. That's the last of them. Hey, guys? Guys, the ship is abandoning us! Guys? Oh.

Frank:I can get through this. I'm a temp, damn it. I'm sure they'll be back soon.

Frank · Leela:You came back. I... I thought you'd forgotten about me. Oh, no. We could never forget... Uh... Frank! Of course! Sounds right.

Amy · Frank · Amy:What did you eat? Books. Book sandwiches, book soup, scrambled books with fly larvae. Ew, books!

Frank:It's just as itchy as I dreamed it would be.

Frank:There's a fresh episode of Mandarin Orange is the New Chicken.

Leela · Frank:And no sign of Frank. Let's just go bowling. Oh, thank God you're here. You're just in time to see my beard.

Leela · Frank:You're not Fry. That's Fry. Yes. Fry.

Frank:'The Art of Klang Foo.' I must have read this 1,000 times. And The Return of The King? That one, I didn't read. It's the third book of the trilogy, and I've never read the first two. I didn't want to spoil it.

Frank:Because you have such a great life! I've had so many temp jobs. But working at Planet Express was the one time in my life I was truly happy.

Frank:I should have paid more attention that week I was a temp astronaut!

Frank · Bender:What's that for? I think I was gonna throw it at somebody. Who? I can't remember.