Character Analysis
Waitress
Played by Mary Elizabeth Ellis
93 jokes across 32 episodes of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
9.2
93
6.9
6.7
Character Comedy
The Waitress delivers 93 scored jokes across 32 episodes of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, averaging 6.9 on craft and 6.7 on impact for a career WAR of 9.2. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest The Waitress Lines
Oh, I fucked him.
it told me to drink this bottle of wine. And then it talked me into having sex with it.
I'm an alcoholic.
I had sex in the bathroom with Frank, and now I'm in a shame spiral. I'm gonna drink myself to death.
I'm gonna stab his face off. No, stabbing's bad. You need to do something worse... You gotta sleep with Charlie.
All Jokes — 10 total
I'm gonna stab his face off. No, stabbing's bad. You need to do something worse... You gotta sleep with Charlie.
THE WAITRESS: What? Oh, my God, what is that smell? Is that poop? Did you poop in your pants, Charlie?
Charlie Kelly, I have been waiting for this for a long time, you poop-smelling (distorted): trash person. Your face, it looks like a troll! You look like you have troll features!
it's like Dennis is sitting in our apartment just staring at us.
Oh, I fucked him.
it told me to drink this bottle of wine. And then it talked me into having sex with it.
His voice is funny. It's-it's so high.
I'm an alcoholic.
I had sex in the bathroom with Frank, and now I'm in a shame spiral. I'm gonna drink myself to death.
Are you stalking me again?