To one-up the guys, Dee has organized an "all-female reboot" of the Wade Boggs challenge on a first-of-its-kind, all-female flight headed to L.A. for the women's march.
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Wins Above Replacement
“The Gang Beats Boggs: Ladies Reboot” ranks #65 of 177 It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia episodes on the Humor Index, scoring 80.4 — Elite. The episode packs 58 scored jokes at 2.5 per minute, averaging 7.1 on craft and 6.7 on impact, with Dee landing the most laughs. Every joke is ranked below with its individual craft and impact scores.
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Top Jokes
Charlie: I just found out Secretariat was a boy. All racehorses are male. I know, because I find them so attractive.
Charlie Absurdist Cringe/Discomfort ★ Rewatch Frank: In every reboot you gotta have somebody from the original to make a cameo.
Frank Meta/Self-Referential Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Martina: I never drank 70 beers before winning the California Open. That's not even a real event.
Artemis: Just, uh, crystals, worry dolls, dream catchers, labia rings... your basics.
Artemis: That tea that I served was spiked with ayahuasca.
Artemis Misdirection Dark/Subversive ★ Rewatch Callback All Jokes — 58 analyzed
Show all ↓ Hide ↑ Dee: Wade Boggs. He's a Hall of Fame baseball guy who drank 70 beers on a cross-country flight. We're gonna beat that record.
Dee Absurdist Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Charlie: I didn't know it was an all-female flight. That feels dangerous.
Charlie Dark/Subversive Character Comedy Mac: Can't smoke on an airplane. Goddamn, when's the last time you flew?
Dee: It's the same exact thing, but it's with women. Right? So it's a new idea.
Dee Absurdist Meta/Self-Referential ★ Rewatch Mac: Like some badass woman who could really throw them back? You know, Judy Garland, Liz Taylor... Joan Crawford... Betty Ford!
Mac Dark/Subversive Escalation Dee: Those are all sad examples of alcohol abuse. The Boggs thing just feels more fun, you know? When women do it, it just feels sad.
Dee Dark/Subversive Irony/Sarcasm ★ Rewatch Dee: Last time, Mac was commissioner, but I figured I could do that and participate because women are excellent multitaskers.
Dee Irony/Sarcasm Character Comedy Callback Mrs. Mac: How come the coloreds are allowed to sit up front with the whites and we're way back here?
Dee: Wow. I never heard you talk so much. Truly awful.
Dee Deadpan/Understatement Character Comedy Mac: She ate all her nicotine patches already.
Dee: Ate them?! What? You're not supposed to eat them.
Mrs. Mac: Oh, no. Two women pilots. I'm getting out of here.
Mrs. Mac Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Dee: We're in mid-goddamn-air. You know what? Drink your beer. That'll calm your nerves.
Dee Deadpan/Understatement Character Comedy Charlie: Why do women pee so much?
Charlie Observational Character Comedy The Waitress: I'm an alcoholic.
Dee: Secretariat? The racehorse?
Artemis: I don't like that she was named after a secretary. She should be a boss.
Charlie: I don't get into this bathroom soon I'm gonna shit my pants!
Dee: Yes! Do it! See? That's what I'm talking about. Gross-out humor. It's like taking the original to the next level. Nobody expects that from women. It's so much more shocking, isn't it?
Dee Meta/Self-Referential Irony/Sarcasm ★ Rewatch Dee: They don't check medical bags. See? The guys didn't do that last time. How's that for originality?
Dee Character Comedy Setup/Punchline Callback Artemis: Just, uh, crystals, worry dolls, dream catchers, labia rings... your basics.
Artemis: It's a land of sad, lonely, desperate women willing to pay any price for fake spirituality and clean orgasms.
Artemis Dark/Subversive Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Mrs. Mac: Ooh, I want to... I-I want to 'gasm.
Mrs. Mac Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy Flight Attendant: How do I keep winding up with you people?
Dee: How come you're a man servant? Shouldn't there be a woman servant on an all-female flight?
Dee Absurdist Character Comedy Dee: Great. You're a soy boy beta cuck.
Dee Character Comedy Observational Dee: And you can put it on the Boggs account. Just make sure you keep all the ladies in the white tees lubricated.
Dee Absurdist Character Comedy Flight Attendant: Uh, in honor of the Women's March, we are serving pink wine. So we only have rosé.
Charlie: I just found out Secretariat was a boy. All racehorses are male. I know, because I find them so attractive.
Charlie Absurdist Cringe/Discomfort ★ Rewatch Mrs. Mac: Pussies on the track.
Dee: I happen to know that tennis great Martina Navratilova drank 70 beers on a flight to L.A., only to wake up the next morning and beat her rival, Chris Evert, at the California Open.
Dee Absurdist Setup/Punchline ★ Rewatch Dee: So now we're gonna try to beat Martina Tinatinova...
Dee Wordplay/Pun Character Comedy Artemis: You can't just change one small specific and call it new.
Dee: I changed three! The wine... the athlete, and the bag!
Artemis Dee Meta/Self-Referential Escalation ★ Rewatch Charlie: Oh, dear! Watching a woman do math scares me!
Charlie Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Mac: Man, it is sad that there are only chicks on this plane 'cause, I mean, I am all horned up.
Mac Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Mac: Well, there is a-a male servant.
Dee: Oh, yeah? Hot?
Mac: No.
Dee: Soy boy beta cuck.
Dee Mac Callback Character Comedy Callback Dee: The only way to beat men is by competing against other women.
Dee Dark/Subversive Irony/Sarcasm ★ Rewatch Artemis: And the goddess stone is for putting up your snatch.
Artemis Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy Artemis: No, it's my special 'uni-tea.' Well, it's selling like hotcakes. It helps your prostate.
Dee: Women don't have a prostate, goddammit.
Artemis: Or is that what men want you to believe?
Artemis: This Boggs is busted, 'cause I'm doing my own thing now. And it's empowering and communal. Next level shit, right, ladies?
Artemis Irony/Sarcasm Character Comedy Artemis: Yeah, six is a yonic number, I'm cool with it.
Artemis Wordplay/Pun Character Comedy Frank: I'm posting up. I figure a plane full of broads, there's gonna be a lot of horny women, so I'm like a spider waiting back here to catch some flies.
Frank Dark/Subversive Character Comedy Frank: In every reboot you gotta have somebody from the original to make a cameo.
Frank Meta/Self-Referential Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Frank: Want to rumble?
Mac: No, I don't, but I do want to beat Dennis, so just pop it in.
Mac Frank Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy Dee: Oh, you better say cheese, buddy, 'cause you're about to go viral.
Dee Observational Escalation Gail: Heard you were doing the Boggs Soggs lady reboot thing. Did you lose my invitation?
Gail Character Comedy Wordplay/Pun Mrs. Mac: ♪ When funny little men are walking down the golden road, Rainbows, rainbows and wine... ♪
Dee: That's because when women drink, it is depressing and sad.
Dee Irony/Sarcasm Dark/Subversive ★ Rewatch Callback The Waitress: I had sex in the bathroom with Frank, and now I'm in a shame spiral. I'm gonna drink myself to death.
Dee: Martina Navratilova? I never thought you'd give up when you're so close to beating the record.
Hallucination Martina: Now you're imagining me as Lori Petty in A League of Their Own. That was a good female reboot. No, it was its own thing.
Martina: I never drank 70 beers before winning the California Open. That's not even a real event.
Gail: I've been playing the game the whole time. You're one behind me, loser.
Gail Misdirection Escalation ★ Rewatch Artemis: That tea that I served was spiked with ayahuasca.
Artemis Misdirection Dark/Subversive ★ Rewatch Callback Artemis: It's coming out both ends. The maximum gross-out. So nobody saw that coming from women.
Artemis Cringe/Discomfort Meta/Self-Referential Callback We're in North Dakota. And only those passengers deemed fit to fly will go on to Los Angeles. And you're not one of them.
Pilot Deadpan/Understatement Escalation Callback And only those passengers deemed fit to fly will go on to Los Angeles. And you're not one of them.
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