Time's Up for the Gang

Charlie:Charlie wanting to get a good seat at a sexual harassment seminar

Frank:'Back in the day, I banged all my secretaries. That's the way you did it. You hire some girl with no experience, you bang her, you promote her. It's a win-win situation for everybody, except for the wives.'

You DENNIS'd someone probably

Mac:The only reason we're here is because you DENNIS'd someone probably and she put us on the list.

Dennis:Who could possibly be happy right now?

Instructor:Hey-o! Who's ready to party?!

Charlie:How many points do we need to score?

Charlie:Everything is graded by points because how could the Eagles have won the Super Bowl?

Charlie:Everything is graded by points, right? I mean, otherwise, how could the Eagles have won the Super Bowl, right?

Frank:They got nothing on me past '92, tops

Dennis:Nevada

Frank:I gotta make some calls

Frank:They got nothing on me past '92, tops

Dennis:Some states like, uh, Nevada?

Oh! Here comes the boss man. Finally, a dude. Yeah, okay, cool. He's in charge.

Charlie:I'm gonna work really hard and get all the points

'Go Birds' becoming a group rallying cry in the middle of harassment seminar

Role-play actor being criticized for mumbling his lines and not being believable rather than the harassment content

Charlie:Yeah. He mumbled his lines. I didn't believe a word out of his mouth.

Mac:But it's not for her. It's about her

Charlie:we haven't seen the girl's boobs. Can we see them?

head of security

doorman

gay guy

Mac:what?

Mac:I am the head of security at Paddy's Pub.

Dennis:He's our doorman.

Charlie:No, he's just like our gay guy now.

Mac:Should I take my shirt off for intimidation? It's my gay guy thing.

Charlie:Not once has he ever checked an ID.

Charlie:Charlie's elaborate backstory for customer role: drunk, seeking revenge, creating unnecessary complexity

Dee:That was amazing! You got me, like, a foot off the ground!

Charlie:And how many drinks have I had at this point? I've had five.

Dee:I'm like Thumbelina!

Dee:That's the highest I've ever gotten.

Charlie:Charlie disappearing during the sexual assault discussion - visual gag of him just being gone

Dee:if constantly calling a female coworker a bird is harassment

Dennis:Nice try, you dumb bitch

Dennis:Quid pro quo, hostile work environment

Sir, that robe is inappropriate.

Frank:Yeah, I'm buying him a Camaro, alright? No, no, I'm not going Chinese, but I'm considering Korean.

Frank:Frank in a bathrobe making phone calls about finding women through abortion records

Frank:I wish I was dead. These vultures are picking my carcass clean

Someone grabbing Mac's ass and him being confused about who did it, showing their powers are growing

Mac:Which one of you grabbed my ass?

Mac:flirting and groping

Charlie:groping and dick pics

Frank:'I like your tactic here. Get them all horny with your titties. That's when they make their mistakes.'

Dennis:Your tits are fine

Frank:What? I'm not allowed to like things anymore?

The Waitress hypothetical scenario that exactly matches Charlie's actual stalking behavior

Charlie:I-I think The Waitress is. Y-You know, 'cause, for-she doesn't realize that, like, true love is in front of her stupid face.

Charlie:The Waitress is at fault because she doesn't realize that true love is in front of her stupid face

Charlie:I banged the Waitress when she needed a baby and was in women's shelter, plus everyone else banged her too

Charlie:I hate Seth. That guy's a creep.

Charlie:Well, that makes sense. I always hated Seth. He's a real creep.

Charlie:I was molested by Uncle Jack.

Mac:Yeah, that's true.

Charlie:No, I wasn't.

Charlie:Dee molested me.

Charlie:No, Uncle Jack never molested me. I dodged him. He got you. He got you big time.

Charlie:I was very intimidated by her larger frame

Charlie:and having a 'Thumbelina frame'

Charlie:Shut up! Stop talking! Be still. Let me do my thing. I can't get off with you moving and talking and shit.

Dee:Oh, shit. Yup. That's ringing a bell.

Dee:It doesn't work that way cause I'm a woman and you're the man

Frank:Find her through the abortion records

Frank:My dong fell out. Some woman saw it.

Dennis:You two clearly a little in over your heads

Maybe if you two stopped sucking a fat dick

Dennis:100% of men are capable of being sexual harassers. And 100% of women are capable of being sexually harassed.

Dennis:There's really only one thing that determines whether a person will be accused of sexual harassment, and that is... ugliness.

Dennis:I like your dress

Dennis:I like your dress

Dennis:Know your place, monster man. Your time's up.

Dennis:Everyone in this room is ugly. I did a scan.

Dennis:A construction worker can catcall women all day long... nobody gives a shit, but a rich guy... A rich guy's fun to take down.

Dennis:You are ugly, and it doesn't matter how much you work out... You've also objectified tons of men, including me. You got to stop kissing me, man.

Dennis:a sad, pathetic wretch of a man, so desperate to be loved that you'll actually go rifling through somebody's garbage

Dennis:Women can be ugly, and you are one of them... You're lanky, and your hair looks like a wig

Dennis:I'm neither [ugly nor sloppy]

Dennis:I got the tapes. I got the receipts... After every encounter, I received a text confirming each partner's consent and enjoyment.

Dennis:I made the spreadsheet, I posted it online, and I even hired these two bozos to host the seminar.

Kate:a monster

Dennis:Oh, yeah? Prove it.

Charlie:Oh, wow! I feel like we should clap.

Mac:That was pretty good

Charlie:That was awesome

Dennis:We should probably stop harassing them.

Dennis:Uh, well, you know, I don't know. One step at a time. We don't want the whole system to collapse.

Agreeing they should 'probably' stop harassing women but 'one step at a time'

Dee:MeToo

Dennis:Very good, and for a woman, a good joke.

Mac:asking about Alan's dick size and claiming he 'sought it out' in the bathroom