Dee gets in with a group of cool, rich housewives. Dennis hits it off with some everyday blue-collar bros. Frank struggles to renew his license, and Charlie and Mac deal with a new generation of bicycle bullies.
WAR
29.6
Wins Above Replacement
“The Gang Gets New Wheels” ranks #143 of 177 It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia episodes on the Humor Index, scoring 73.8 — Solid. The episode packs 37 scored jokes at 1.1 per minute, averaging 6.9 on craft and 6.7 on impact, with Dennis landing the most laughs. Every joke is ranked below with its individual craft and impact scores.
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Top Jokes
Dennis · Housekeeper: Dennis telling a story to the housekeeper who responds 'It's just not funny.' 'I speak English. It's just not funny.'
Car Salesman: Your driver's license is expired.
Frank: Since when?
Car Salesman: 1984.
Shawn Dumont · Mac · Charlie: 'What are you gonna do about it?' leading to Mac and Charlie being unable to respond
Dennis: Be gone from me now.
What?
Dennis: Be gone from me, you soy boy beta cuck.
Dennis Escalation Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Dennis: Sometimes it's best to raise a family from a distance. And that's what I've decided to do, okay? And I'm not the first man in history to ever do it.
Dennis Dark/Subversive Character Comedy ★ Rewatch All Jokes — 37 analyzed
Show all ↓ Hide ↑ Dennis: Dennis dramatically announces he's ready for questions about his absence, but no one has been wondering about his personal life
Dennis Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Mac: I don't care. Do you care?
Charlie: I mean, it doesn't really...
Dennis: Sometimes it's best to raise a family from a distance. And that's what I've decided to do, okay? And I'm not the first man in history to ever do it.
Dennis Dark/Subversive Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Dennis: I mean, you guys wouldn't really understand 'cause you've never owned a vehicle.
Mac: We own vehicles.
Dennis: Yeah? Name one.
Charlie: Well, we had those matching Mongoose bikes back in the day.
Frank: That's the Kelley Blue Book value of your car
Dee: You never bought me a Range Rover. All I got were shit cars, which you guys crashed, and you certainly never reimbursed me.
Dee Character Comedy Observational Car Salesman: Your driver's license is expired.
Frank: Since when?
Car Salesman: 1984.
Charlie: Dork.
Mac: Jump this manhole.
Charlie: Nice.
Mac: Oh, still got the skid.
Mac: So Shawn Dumont didn't just steal our bikes. He stole our identity.
Kids: You guys look like you're 40.
Mac: Well, we are 40.
Kids: Gay!
Mac: Oh, well, I am gay, but he's not my boyfriend, 'cause I could do much better than him.
Mac: Oh, well, well, I am gay, but he's not my boyfriend, 'cause I could do much better than him.
Mac Character Comedy Misdirection ★ Rewatch Dennis · Housekeeper: Dennis hitting on a housekeeper thinking she doesn't speak English, then discovering she does
Dennis: What up, ding-dong?
Dennis Character Comedy Absurdist Dee: I tell you what, I am loving it. And Brenda, you got to upgrade, you stupid bitch. Okay? Don't be a dumb idiot.
Dee Escalation Character Comedy Frank: There's nothing in this book about the Asians. You can't be PC on the road and expect to live.
Frank Dark/Subversive Character Comedy Teen: Bruh, that shit was hilarious. You're gonna fail so hard, man.
Teen Observational Reaction Beat John: Am I your Uber?
Dennis: No, I...
John: Oh, okay.
Dennis: Yeah, I think I see what's happening here.
Dennis: That's a strong economy name. You know, it says so much, yet it says so little.
Dennis Character Comedy Absurdist ★ Rewatch Dennis: That's a strong economy name. You know, it says so much, yet it says so little. ... Yeah, you got a good economy face on you, too.
Dennis Character Comedy Absurdist ★ Rewatch Charlie: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I got a Chuck Knoblauch!
Mac: That's, like, pre-yips, man.
Charlie: Pre-yips?
Mac: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I got a Chuck Knoblauch! That's, like, pre-yips, man.
Charlie: Pre-yips?
Mac: That could be worth a fortune!
Dennis · Housekeeper: Dennis telling a story to the housekeeper who responds 'It's just not funny.' 'I speak English. It's just not funny.'
Dee: Oh, Karen, you bitch. You dumb idiot. You stupid savage.
Dee Escalation Character Comedy Dennis: Dennis's awkward attempts to hit on Tara, mentioning farts and twins
Teen: You lose your mojo?
Dennis: I didn't lose my mojo.
Teen: Yeah, you got it.
Teen: You got the moves?
Dennis: I got my mojo.
Dennis: Dude, I'll suck you.
You'll suck me?
Dennis: No, that's... That's not what I meant.
Dennis Wordplay/Pun Cringe/Discomfort Dennis: What are you, what are you gonna do with that, dude?
Frank: Go hit on the girl, will you?
Dennis: I'll show you what sucks, huh?
Dennis: Oh, no. It makes me... makes me fart. I don't want to, I don't want to fart right now.
Dennis Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy Dennis: Yeah, she farts a shit ton, man. / Yeah. I-I don't have that. Like, everything makes her... everything makes her fart.
Dennis Cringe/Discomfort Escalation Shawn Dumont · Mac · Charlie: 'What are you gonna do about it?' leading to Mac and Charlie being unable to respond
Dee: I am a golden goddess, you idiot. Savage idiots! And I banged your man.
Dee Escalation Character Comedy The revelation that Aidan is Karen's teenage son, not her boy toy husband
Karen: Oh, my God. You're the creepy old man from Aidan's Instagram stories.
Karen Escalation Callback Callback Dennis: Jonathan!
John: What's up?
Dennis: What is this? What am I seeing?
Dennis: Be gone from me now.
What?
Dennis: Be gone from me, you soy boy beta cuck.
Dennis Escalation Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Mac: We did a bad thing, dude. I think I killed a kid.
Charlie: He did. I saw him. I think the kid's dead.
Frank: I almost got T-boned by an Asian driver and it was totally my fault. She did everything by the book. Very surprising.
Frank Irony/Sarcasm Callback ★ Rewatch Callback Top Episodes — It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
