Succession

I'd have my assistant sit on his naughty stool if he didn't love it so much.

Fire Island, really? I'd love to come out.

The head of the Stress Ball division hanged himself.

I want my mother to know this before she dies, so she goes to her grave a defeated woman.

I guess that rules out the Federal Reserve.

You look like Gene Simmons had sex with a basset hound!

First of all, the subject of the email was 'Check this out!'

I was gonna live with the gorillas.

Is it the 8 of diamonds? Nope.

Pay attention to me! I'm inconsolable.

His flute.

If I'm such a bad dad, why are we all dancing?

Everyone knows the only thing we should be ashamed of is our bodies.

Like be a senator. Or a wizard.

Eureka! What is it, Tra? We should call Eureka! She always has good ideas.

For devoting their lives to the jungle and its noble inhabitants.

Uh... hugging... so ethnic.

Geiss has stacked the Board of Directors with the most reliable collection of sycophantic yesmen this side of an Al Franken book signing.

His golf cronies, his Army buddies, various unemployable family members, and his hunting dogs.

Why am I smelling self-tanning cream and teeth whitener?

Once they cast Clay Aiken in Spamalot, I knew it was only a matter of time for you to show up here.

The hottest girls in New York's top boob shacks removing their brassieres.

Oh,hey there, little guy.

Sounds like soda pop. Damn it! Why is leaving your children a legacy that'll live forever so hard?

Yeah,I need to clear my thoughtcicles.

Video games or pornography!

That's it! Make a porn video game!

So you don't know about him accidentally selling nbc to some germans?

so take that,liz.

Like taking candy from one of those guys who gives out candy at gay night clubs.

Well,as enticing as that is, I'm straight now.

Look,tre, history's greatest perverts have tried: Walt disney,larry flynt, the japanese, but they can't do it because of the uncanny valley.

I'm scared! Get me out of there!

You're like that guy that was always jealous of mozart. Salieri? No,thank you. I already ate.

To get through it, I pretended he was a sandwich.

Realistically,teaching improv on cruise ships.

Executives are,like, huh-huh-huh. And I'm,like, haa.

Suck it,monkeys! I'm goin' corporate!

let's change the subject to sucking at golf, so donaghy has something to talk about.

Well it's business drunk. It's like rich drunk. Either way,it's legal to drive.

You suck,stan!

Button classic? It's hip and homey.

That's why I love jorgenson here.

Jeez,jack,offer to buy a girl dinner first. classic lemon!

My genius has come alive, like toys when your back is turned.

Well,I am wearing a cuffed trouser today.

Guess who's got two thumbs, speaks limited french, and hasn't cried once today? This moi.

I know.

You got the charm and spark of a young leona helmsley.

My god. He's a genius.

He's like me yesterday. I hate him.

Hoo,boy,got your period?

And I love how she enjoys crawling into cabinets and vents and other enclosed spaces. Like behind the dryer, for instance.

I'd marry 1,000 kathy geisses to be ceo.

It's like when christian won project runway even though rami was clearly the better draper.

I hate-respect you. And I you.

I hate-respect you. - And I you

But he is,in fact, in a diabetic coma, which could've been avoided by what we call 'eating.'

But he is, in fact, in a diabetic coma, which could've been avoided by what we call 'eating.'

Oh,damn it. That shot was just a placebo. I was hoping this was psychological.

Oh,I'd love to, but we have no way of knowing where the heart is. See,every human is different.

It was jorgenson's fault!

Is it 4-1-1 or 9-1-1?

Because I don't think i can return this 'cause I got business sick all over it when I got home.

I tried to call you, but not on a phone, so you may not have heard me.

I didn't hear hand washing!