Bobby Newport

That--that hurt my feelings. Hurt my feelings. You're supposed to be this positive person. Can't we just talk about things we like?

Ah, that's okay, Joan. / Looking at you, Leslie.

I want your vote because I want Pawnee and my dad to see what I'm made of.

You know, one time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep. And I was so mad, I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

I know this. If something is dirty, we should clean it up. Let's start there. Right?

You know what, I had this cleaning lady named Yolanda who was very wise. She basically raised me.

I think we should make our parks look like my room after Yolanda finally, you know, gave in and cleaned it up for me.

I guess my thoughts on abortion are... You know, let's just all have a good time. I don't care about that issue. Just ask someone else.

I guess my thoughts on abortion are... You know, let's just all have a good time. I don't care about that issue. Just ask someone else.

Recently, my dad told me that if Leslie Knope wins the election, they'll probably have to move Sweetums to Mexico.

How do we fix this town? I have no idea. You tell me. That's what I'm counting on. You telling me.

And that's how it ends. I loved it. It's called Babe. And I know it sounds corny. Talking pig. Whatever. You should all see it.

Holy [Bleep], Leslie, that was awesome. / Thanks, Bobby.

Hey, party at my dad's lake house. Bring whoever you want.

He was, like, a million years old. And he was kind of a jerk.

Your mom and my dad are both dicks.

And I won. It was awesome. My dad wrapped me in a big hug, said he was proud of me. That's just a great story that happened between me and my dad and nobody else.

Bobby's unexpected endorsement of Leslie after she was 'super, super awesome'