Character Analysis
Harvey Spielyorm
Played by Rob Huebel
13 jokes across 1 episodes of Parks and Recreation
2.7
13
7.0
6.5
Character Comedy
Best Jokes by Harvey
Yes. I own every tent store in Southern Indiana. Tent Town, Rent Ten Tents, the Tent Offensive, and Ace Tentura Tent Detective.
Shh. Keep your voice down, please, there's tents here.
Now, look, you can argue with me all you want, but for every line item that you two idiots disagree with, there's gonna be a $50 discussion surcharge.
Well, you need flaps, bro. A tent without flaps is basically a parachute.
Gentlemen, I've won two online satellite Jamaican poker tournaments. I can tell that you're bluffing.
All Jokes — 13 total
Who's this little genie right here?
I got over 1,300 tents in this warehouse alone. 900 of those are over 2,000 square feet, 80 of 'em are striped, and exactly 4 of 'em were once rented by Miss Rene Russo.
Well, you need flaps, bro. A tent without flaps is basically a parachute.
Shh. Keep your voice down, please, there's tents here.
Now, look, you can argue with me all you want, but for every line item that you two idiots disagree with, there's gonna be a $50 discussion surcharge.
What's the price now? $80 more. I liked it better the other way. Does have an effect, though.
That's right, dickweed. You wanna talk deal? Because my prices have gone up ever so slightly since I saw you last.
Yes. I own every tent store in Southern Indiana. Tent Town, Rent Ten Tents, the Tent Offensive, and Ace Tentura Tent Detective.
I also own a chick-fil-a franchise, but that's not doing so hot right now. Whatever.
I also own a chick-fil-a franchise, but that's not doing so hot right now. Whatever.
You've reached the Tentagon. How can I help you, buttface?
Gentlemen, I've won two online satellite Jamaican poker tournaments. I can tell that you're bluffing.
I am. And I was bluffing about winning those tournaments.