Character Analysis
Harvey Spielyorm
Played by Rob Huebel
13 jokes across 1 episodes of Parks and Recreation
2.7
13
7.0
6.5
Character Comedy
Harvey delivers 13 scored jokes across 1 episodes of Parks and Recreation, averaging 7.0 on craft and 6.5 on impact for a career WAR of 2.7. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Harvey Lines
Harvey:Yes. I own every tent store in Southern Indiana. Tent Town, Rent Ten Tents, the Tent Offensive, and Ace Tentura Tent Detective.
Harvey:You've reached the Tentagon. How can I help you, buttface?
Tom · Harvey:Wait, wait. Let me try one more thing. [Tom parts hair to other side] — What's the price now? — $80 more. I liked it better the other way.
Harvey · Ben · Tom:For every line item that you two idiots disagree with, there's gonna be a $50 discussion surcharge. — $400. — A discussion surcharge? That's nuts. — $450.
Harvey · Ben:A tent without flaps is basically a parachute. — An unfolding charge? A noise damage waiver? How can noise damage tents? — Shh. Keep your voice down, please, there's tents here.
All Jokes — 12 total
Harvey:I take tents pretty seriously, Ben, I'm a tent guy. I got over 1,300 tents in this warehouse alone. 900 of those are over 2,000 square feet, 80 of 'em are striped, and exactly 4 of 'em were once rented by Miss Rene Russo.
Harvey · Ben:A tent without flaps is basically a parachute. — An unfolding charge? A noise damage waiver? How can noise damage tents? — Shh. Keep your voice down, please, there's tents here.
Harvey · Ben · Tom:For every line item that you two idiots disagree with, there's gonna be a $50 discussion surcharge. — $400. — A discussion surcharge? That's nuts. — $450.
Tom · Harvey:Wait, wait. Let me try one more thing. [Tom parts hair to other side] — What's the price now? — $80 more. I liked it better the other way.
Harvey:That's right, dickweed. You wanna talk deal? Because my prices have gone up ever so slightly since I saw you last.
Harvey:That's right, dickweed. You wanna talk deal?
Tom · Harvey:Yeah, I'm calling Tent Emporium right now. — Tent Emporium. How can I help you, buttface?
Harvey:Yes. I own every tent store in Southern Indiana. Tent Town, Rent Ten Tents, the Tent Offensive, and Ace Tentura Tent Detective.
Harvey:I also own a Chick-fil-A franchise, but that's not doing so hot right now. Whatever.
Harvey:You've reached the Tentagon. How can I help you, buttface?
Harvey:Although when I was in college I found out that my dad had a second family. Well, we were the second family, technically.
Harvey · Larry · Tom:Gentlemen, I've won two online satellite Jamaican poker tournaments. I can tell that you're bluffing. — Your Pawnee business license has lapsed, which negates most of the deals you've made this year. — I'm guessing you're pretty bad at poker. — I am. And I was bluffing about winning those tournaments.