Ingrid de Forest

Ingrid · Leslie:Ew, pesticide. Yuck. / Oh, no, these are pesticide-free. I ate one of these for breakfast this morning, and I found a worm in it. / So, I bet somebody feels pretty stupid right now.

Ingrid:Of course, it's silly to compare apples and oranges, but what the heck. These are made of Swarovski crystal, and they're worth $700,000.

Leslie · Ingrid:Say cheese. / Damn it. You look beautiful.

Ingrid · Ben:We don't really like to talk about money. We find it a little gauche. / This is a budget meeting.

Ingrid:I'm sorry we're late. We came from our bankruptcy brunch. And Michael Buble played, but he ran a little long.

Ben · Ingrid:Was a bankruptcy brunch the best idea? / Sure, let's not have brunch... like animals.

Leslie · Ingrid:You filled the public pools with bottled water? / Total body hydration.

Leslie · Ingrid:We purchased HBO for the whole town. / I'm sorry. You spent government money on a TV subscription? / It's not TV.

Ingrid:We have a saying in Eagleton: 'You don't kick a dressage horse after a failed pas de deux.'

Eagletonian citizen · Ingrid:I live in Eagleton. And frankly, I don't like the idea of living in Pawnee. They're a little -- oh, what's the word? / Have-no-money.

Ingrid:First of all, Eagleton has no money. Second of all, they are gracious enough to throw us a lifeline, and we should be eternally grateful for their generosity. They're a town of angels -- greasy, denim-clad angels, but angels nonetheless.

Leslie · Ingrid · Leslie:On the bright side, we did win the basketball game. / I think you owe us some apples. / You better pay up. / Oh, you don't want them. All of Pawnee's apples have been recalled -- g. Coli. / You mean e. Coli? / I wish. Way easy to treat. Welcome to Pawnee!

Leslie · Ingrid:You better pay up. / Oh, you don't want them. All of Pawnee's apples have been recalled — g. Coli. / You mean e. Coli? / I wish. Way easy to treat. / Welcome to Pawnee!

Leslie · Ingrid:Leslie's post-filibuster monologue to the camera, then: 'Oh, my God. That was epic. I was peeing so freaking hard, it was like a Jacuzzi jet or...' Notices Ingrid: 'Hi, Leslie.' Leslie: 'Hey. Ingrid. I wasn't talking about the velocity of my pee. Because you are a very smart and classy lady.'

Ingrid:Councilwoman Ingrid de Forest mentions her 'home away from home is in Zurich — Frank Gehry designed it'

Ingrid · Leslie:Ingrid: 'It's like what Sir Ian McKellen said to me the day I sold my boat to Karl Lagerfeld: Parting is such sweet sorrow.' Leslie: 'Oh my God. What is your life?'

Leslie · Ingrid:Leslie is caught singing 'Goodbye Yellow Brick Road' out loud without realizing it

Ingrid:Ingrid offers to harmonize with Leslie: 'I studied opera at the Sorbonne. I'd be happy to harmonize.'

Ingrid · Leslie:Ingrid immediately and enthusiastically endorses Leslie's bad idea: 'Leslie, you're running for office again? What a great idea! How can I help?'