Raul

Raul Alejandro Bastilla Pedro de Veloso de Maldonado. I'm Tom.

Pay no attention to him. He's our intern, Johnny. He is worthless.

I will take the large black one.

So no women?

What kind of birds do you eat? Chickens. Us too. Amazing.

We thank you for the container of sap and the bag of garbage.

This city was planned? It looks like it was designed by a very stupid rodent.

With your hands, you peel the banana.

American children are fattened more efficiently than any other children in the world. They're like little basketballs. I mean, they're huge. Little porkers.

Oil is food for cars.

I have four satellite dishes on my estate. We get 14,000 channels. I already know who wins project runway.

I am still primarily interested in the large black woman.

Size doesn't matter. Yes, it does.

Where are the armed men who come in to take the protestors away? Where? This kind of behavior is never tolerated in Boraqua. You shout like that, they put you in jail. Right away. No trial, no nothing.

You are stealing... Right to jail. You're playing music too loud... Right to jail. Right away. You're driving too fast? Jail. Slow? Jail. You're charging too high prices for sweaters, glasses, you right to jail. You undercook fish... Believe it or not, jail. You overcook chicken... Also jail. Undercook, overcook. You make an appointment with a dentist and you don't show up... Jail, right away. We have the best patients in the world... Because of jail.

We answer to nobody.

Those are our pens. Great. We don't even need them. Great. Then don't take them. We didn't.

They've been partying with Dwayne Wade.

I don't want to viva that guy. We just gave you $35,000. That's worth one viva.

You call it, 'Hugo Chavez park'. You can have a nice big fountain of his head so that when the water is coming out, he's spitting at you all the time.

You are no longer our sister.