Character Analysis
Bev
Played by Bev
7 jokes across 1 episodes of Schitt's Creek
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Character Comedy
Best Jokes by Bev
Oh my God, the Roses! You're alive!
Very nice, it's got plenty of parking, and a TV in every room. / Oh, how many bedrooms? / Ten. Ten bedrooms!
That must be a nightmare to clean! / Um, Stevie does an adequate job. / Stevie's one of your staff? / Stevie's the only staff.
Who do you have to kill around here to get another bottle of this undrinkable wine? / I think it's good. / I ordered the one with the highest alcohol content.
On our way here, we drove through a town... Not a word of a lie, called... 'Schittstown!' / Oh! No, it was called, 'Schittsville!' / And from the looks of it, the town was living up to its name!
All Jokes — 7 total
Oh my God, the Roses! You're alive!
She's moved it to the front hall! / What?! / Grier wanted to hang her coat on the horns!
Don and Borden are on their hands and knees, crawling through the doggie door in the kitchen!
Very nice, it's got plenty of parking, and a TV in every room. / Oh, how many bedrooms? / Ten. Ten bedrooms!
That must be a nightmare to clean! / Um, Stevie does an adequate job. / Stevie's one of your staff? / Stevie's the only staff.
On our way here, we drove through a town... Not a word of a lie, called... 'Schittstown!' / Oh! No, it was called, 'Schittsville!' / And from the looks of it, the town was living up to its name!
Who do you have to kill around here to get another bottle of this undrinkable wine? / I think it's good. / I ordered the one with the highest alcohol content.