Dee Dee

Dee Dee:Dee Dee: 'Do you really have lice? I'd hate to contract lice.'

Dee Dee:Dee Dee: 'Seaweed facials. I get one every week. But enough about me, I wanna talk about you guys.'

Dee Dee:Dee Dee explains she wanted to visit 'when I heard about your life collapsing' but got a promotion that week and things got 'kind of crazy.'

Dee Dee:Dee Dee to the kids: 'Why did I think that you were dead?'

Dee Dee · David · Alexis:Dee Dee gives the kids $100 cash and they react with overwhelming excitement

Dee Dee:Dee Dee: 'No. God, no. No, I mean... No, I booked myself into a junior suite at the Comfort Inn in Elmdale, thank you.'

Dee Dee:Dee Dee: 'This is very darling. It's just, it doesn't have a gym and I'm kind of in the best shape of my life right now, and I kind of wanna keep it that way.'

David · Dee Dee:David about Grant: 'He was also just trying to tell me that he got that body from just being a handyman.' Dee Dee: 'Well, isn't Grant just a big, fat liar.'

Dee Dee:Dee Dee: 'Wow. He is wearing a tight shirt.'

Dee Dee · Stevie:Dee Dee: 'So, is he gonna do some repairs on your... On your undies?' Stevie: 'Who's to say he hasn't already?'

Moira · Dee Dee · John:Moira to Dee Dee finding her outside: 'How did you find me?' Dee Dee: 'Well, where else is there to go? And Johnny may have told me.'

Moira · Dee Dee:Moira: '$50,000. Does that sound familiar?' Dee Dee: 'Yes. You gave that to me as a down payment...' Moira: 'No, loaned it.'

Moira · Dee Dee:We handed you the money and you said... [long pause] / Thank you? / Ugh. Too late.

Dee Dee:Dee Dee: 'Well, Moira, considering you had over $500 million in the bank, I'm a little personally offended that I didn't get more.'

Dee Dee · Moira:Dee Dee at dinner: 'Well, I hear the pork is very good here. The ribs, the chops, the roast.' Moira: 'Nothing for me, thanks.'

John · Dee Dee:Go ahead and order whatever you want. This is on us. / They're letting you run up a long tab, are they?

Dee Dee:Dee Dee: 'No, no, no. I came here in the spirit of giving and forgiving. The gloating thing was a bonus.'

Dee Dee:Dee Dee: 'I'm gonna do this for you, but mostly, I'm doing it for me. Why? Because you can't and I can.'

Dee Dee · Moira:Well, you guys gave me 50 grand, right? / Yes, we gave you 50,000 when we had the money. / But I can't... I can't ask you for $50,000. / Whatever you think is the equivalent amount.

Dee Dee · Moira:Okay, I can do you a little better than that. / [Writes the cheque] / Oh. So unnecessary, Dee Dee, but thank you.