Character Analysis
Klaire
Played by Klaire
10 jokes across 1 episodes of Schitt's Creek
2.2
10
7.1
7.2
Character Comedy
Klaire delivers 10 scored jokes across 1 episodes of Schitt's Creek, averaging 7.1 on craft and 7.2 on impact for a career WAR of 2.2. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Klaire Lines
Klaire:Actually you know what I would love like a hot water, but if you could just let it sit so it cools, I just need to know that it was once hot. Sorry, I'm the worst.
Klaire:I'm sorry, reset. What are we talking about?
Klaire:Oh my god, I'm obsessed with your look. You look just like a small-town waitress! Beep!
Klaire:Sweetie, no, I didn't order that.
Klaire:So it would be you, and my dad's ex-wife. But don't worry about her, she's two years younger than us, and like super chill.
All Jokes — 10 total
Alexis · Klaire:Oh my god, what are you doing here? - Oh. - Okay, so... me, Albany, Jitney, and Candy, we just needed to get away from the city for a bit, and so Vice put out this guide to the most random cities in North America, and we were like, lets him 'em.
Klaire:This is where you live, isn't it? I'm so sorry I didn't put that together, it's like I completely forgot about you.
Klaire:Oh my god, I'm obsessed with your look. You look just like a small-town waitress! Beep!
Klaire:Actually you know what I would love like a hot water, but if you could just let it sit so it cools, I just need to know that it was once hot. Sorry, I'm the worst.
Klaire:Albany literally makes me wanna kill myself.
Klaire:Sweetie, no, I didn't order that.
Klaire:So it would be you, and my dad's ex-wife. But don't worry about her, she's two years younger than us, and like super chill.
Klaire:Hey, pack your bags, bitch! You're getting' out!
Klaire:I'm sorry, reset. What are we talking about?
Klaire:Breaking news, we still (bleep) hate her.