Character Analysis
Klaire
Played by Klaire
10 jokes across 1 episodes of Schitt's Creek
2.2
10
7.1
7.2
Character Comedy
Klaire delivers 10 scored jokes across 1 episodes of Schitt's Creek, averaging 7.1 on craft and 7.2 on impact for a career WAR of 2.2. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Klaire Lines
Klaire:I just like, I can't talk about it around Albany, because she needs to get fired first, so... basically the job is yours, if you want it.
Klaire · Alexis:Klaire waves away the not-so-hot water she ordered: 'Sweetie, no, I didn't order that.'
Klaire:'I'm obsessed with your look. You look just like a small-town waitress! Beep!'
Klaire:Klaire orders 'a hot water, but if you could just let it sit so it cools — I just need to know it was once hot'
Klaire · Alexis:So like, she's telling me that she's going to Mexico, and I'm like, if you're not going to Tulum, then like where the hell are you even going? / So where is she going? / Ugh, god. Cabo. / Oh my god, poor thing.
All Jokes — 14 total
Klaire:Klaire's friends drove to the 'most random cities in North America' for a Vice guide trip — and ended up in Schitt's Creek
Klaire:'I'm so sorry I didn't put that together, it's like I completely forgot about you.'
Klaire:'I'm obsessed with your look. You look just like a small-town waitress! Beep!'
Klaire:Klaire orders 'a hot water, but if you could just let it sit so it cools — I just need to know it was once hot'
Klaire:Okay. We really have to get you outta here.
Klaire · Alexis:'Albany literally makes me wanna kill myself.' / 'I'm her best friend.'
Klaire · Alexis:Klaire waves away the not-so-hot water she ordered: 'Sweetie, no, I didn't order that.'
Klaire:I just like, I can't talk about it around Albany, because she needs to get fired first, so... basically the job is yours, if you want it.
Klaire:Klaire's Cabo/Mexico/Tulum dismissal — 'what does she wanna do, smoke a blunt with Pitbull?'
Klaire · Alexis:So like, she's telling me that she's going to Mexico, and I'm like, if you're not going to Tulum, then like where the hell are you even going? / So where is she going? / Ugh, god. Cabo. / Oh my god, poor thing.
Klaire · Alexis:Klaire doesn't remember offering Alexis the job — 'I'm sorry, reset. What are we talking about?'
Klaire:Oh, yeah, sure, you do your bit. I'm always here for you.
Klaire:'Oh, yeah, sure, you do your bit. I'm always here for you.'
Klaire:Breaking news, we still (bleep) hate her.