
Character Analysis
Sebastien
Played by Sebastien
13 jokes across 1 episodes of Schitt's Creek
2.5
13
7.1
6.8
Character Comedy
Sebastien delivers 13 scored jokes across 1 episodes of Schitt's Creek, averaging 7.1 on craft and 6.8 on impact for a career WAR of 2.5. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Sebastien Lines
Sebastien · Stevie · David:I'd love to Polaroid you naked one day. / Okay. / Okay?!
Sebastien · Moira:New York misses you, Moira. / You're too kind. / And correct.
Sebastien:And while my therapist said I should never feel sorrow, I do appreciate your pain.
Sebastien:Look at you... You look really... Healthy.
Sebastien:I can't believe this is where you live. [beat] I think you're brave.
All Jokes — 16 total
Sebastien:I can't believe this is where you live. [beat] I think you're brave.
Sebastien:Look at you... You look really... Healthy.
Sebastien · Stevie · David:I like your sweater. / You must be David's girlfriend. / No... / No, I own The Motel, so that makes me more like your landlord? / No. It doesn't.
Sebastien · Stevie · David:I'd love to Polaroid you naked one day. / Okay. / Okay?!
Sebastien · Stevie · David:Yeah, I just feel like we have unfinished business, you and I. / Room five is available. / Room five sounds great.
Sebastien · David:So brave. / Hm-hm. / So brave. / Okay.
Sebastien:I love it. It's just so unassertive. You can't find this in New York City.
Sebastien · Moira:New York misses you, Moira. / You're too kind. / And correct.
Sebastien:I was touring with Madonna. She commissioned a series of anti-portraits.
Sebastien:Creativity lives on its feet. Anything else is bullshit.
Sebastien · Moira:Sorry, it's the way the light is catching you. The photo took itself. / Ah, but you had to push the button.
Sebastien:Don't worry, I'm just using you for scale. It's this backdrop. There's a provincial romanticism to all this, that's just... terrifying and important.
Sebastien · Moira:Well, why don't you actually stand over there? / Where? / Further into the field. / Oh... / Yes! / No, into the field. / Further! / Huh? / Yeah, into the field. / Umm? / Yes. Further! / Sebastien, I was... / Let the field reveal itself to you.
Sebastien · David:The photos are really haunting. / Haunting. / Sure she'd be thrilled about that adjective.
Sebastien:And while my therapist said I should never feel sorrow, I do appreciate your pain.
David · Sebastien:Oh... / Well, I shouldn't. / Oh you should. / Okay, fine, but um, I can't stay.