Character Analysis
Sebastien
Played by Sebastien
13 jokes across 1 episodes of Schitt's Creek
2.5
13
7.1
6.8
Character Comedy
Sebastien delivers 13 scored jokes across 1 episodes of Schitt's Creek, averaging 7.1 on craft and 6.8 on impact for a career WAR of 2.5. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Sebastien Lines
Sebastien:And while my therapist said I should never feel sorrow, I do appreciate your pain.
Sebastien:There's a provincial romanticism to all this, that's just... terrifying and important.
Sebastien · Stevie · David:I'd love to Polaroid you naked one day. / Okay. / Okay?!
Sebastien · Moira:Creativity lives on its feet. Anything else is bullshit. / I just ordered you a Sanka-ccino.
Sebastien:I think you're brave.
All Jokes — 13 total
Sebastien:This is... exactly how I pictured it.
Sebastien:Look at you... You look really... Healthy.
Sebastien:I think you're brave.
Sebastien · Stevie · David:You must be David's girlfriend. / No... / No, I own The Motel, so that makes me more like your landlord? / No. It doesn't.
Sebastien · Stevie · David:I'd love to Polaroid you naked one day. / Okay. / Okay?!
Sebastien:So brave. / So brave.
Sebastien:I love it. It's just so unassertive. You can't find this in New York City.
Sebastien · Moira:Creativity lives on its feet. Anything else is bullshit. / I just ordered you a Sanka-ccino.
Moira · Sebastien:At the motel? And here I thought I gave you very specific instructions to go directly to the cafe. / Ever the renegade.
Sebastien:There's a provincial romanticism to all this, that's just... terrifying and important.
Sebastien:Let the field reveal itself to you.
Sebastien · David:The photos are really haunting. / Haunting. / Sure she'd be thrilled about that adjective.
Sebastien:And while my therapist said I should never feel sorrow, I do appreciate your pain.