Character Analysis
Alan
Played by Tom Gallop
7 jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld
0.6
7
6.0
6.1
Escalation
Alan delivers 7 scored jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 6.0 on craft and 6.1 on impact for a career WAR of 0.6. Their comedy leans toward escalation. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Alan Lines
Alan:No. Just gave the super 50 bucks.
Alan:Tough luck, chinless.
Alan:Please, get help. There's a crazy, bigheaded woman beating some guy. Tell the police it's the Old Mill Restaurant. Hurry.
George · Alan:Excuse me, what are you doing in there? / I'm moving in. Alan Mercer, new neighbor. / But, what--? Elaine's 'big head' guy? / They gave you the apartment?
Elaine · Alan:So you have a big head. / So what? / Goes well with the bump in your nose.
All Jokes — 8 total
Alan · Elaine:So that's it? We're breaking up? / What? Breakup? We went out on one date.
Alan:Okay, then, well... So I'll see you around... big head.
Alan · Elaine:It's too big for your body. / That's it? That's the best you got?
Elaine · Alan:So you have a big head. / So what? / Goes well with the bump in your nose.
Alan:Please, get help. There's a crazy, bigheaded woman beating some guy. Tell the police it's the Old Mill Restaurant. Hurry.
George · Alan:Excuse me, what are you doing in there? / I'm moving in. Alan Mercer, new neighbor. / But, what--? Elaine's 'big head' guy? / They gave you the apartment?
Alan:No. Just gave the super 50 bucks.
Alan:Tough luck, chinless.