Character Analysis
Alan
Played by Tom Gallop
7 jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld
0.6
7
6.0
6.1
Escalation
Alan delivers 7 scored jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 6.0 on craft and 6.1 on impact for a career WAR of 0.6. Their comedy leans toward escalation. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Alan Lines
Just gave the super 50 bucks.
Was that the one? Was that the one who stabbed you? No, that was a different girl.
You got a big head. It's too big for your body.
He says mean things you don't mean, but he means them.
Goes well with the bump in your nose.
All Jokes — 7 total
I love shrimp. I'm a shrimp eater. You put shrimp in front of me, and I'll eat it till my stomach pops.
Was that the one? Was that the one who stabbed you? No, that was a different girl.
He says mean things you don't mean, but he means them.
You got a big head. It's too big for your body.
Goes well with the bump in your nose.
Just gave the super 50 bucks.
Tough luck, chinless.