Character Analysis
Car Thief
Played by Grant Heslov
5 jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld
1.9
5
7.5
8.1
Absurdist
Car Thief delivers 5 scored jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 7.5 on craft and 8.1 on impact for a career WAR of 1.9. Their comedy leans toward absurdist. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Car Thief Lines
George · Car Thief:"Did you steal my car?" / "Yes, I did."
Kramer · Car Thief:Kramer grabs the phone and asks the car thief to mail him his gloves from the glove compartment
Car Thief:"Jerry, when's the last time you had a tune-up? Because I can't find—" [scene cuts]
George · Car Thief:"Then can I have it back?" / "No, I'm gonna keep it."
George · Car Thief:"I didn't know it was yours." / "What are you gonna do with it?" / "I don't know. Drive around."
All Jokes — 6 total
George · Car Thief:"Did you steal my car?" / "Yes, I did."
George · Car Thief:"I didn't know it was yours." / "What are you gonna do with it?" / "I don't know. Drive around."
George · Car Thief:"Then can I have it back?" / "No, I'm gonna keep it."
Kramer · Car Thief:Kramer grabs the phone and asks the car thief to mail him his gloves from the glove compartment
Car Thief:"I didn't cross any wires. The keys were in it."
Car Thief:"Jerry, when's the last time you had a tune-up? Because I can't find—" [scene cuts]