Craig

Jerry · Craig:Salesman describes antelope horn buttons on the blazer; Jerry deadpans: 'Then they'll match my sneakers.'

George · Craig:George triumphantly walks back into the store with Elaine: 'Remember me? I said I'd come back with someone, and I did. Surprised?'

Craig · George:Salesman: 'No, I believed you.' — completely deflating George's triumphant return

Elaine · Craig:Elaine brags to Craig the salesman that she writes the 'fanciful narratives' for the J. Peterman catalog

Craig · Elaine:Craig asks Jerry to write his phone number on the check; Elaine interjects: 'Perhaps you could do the same.'

Craig · Elaine:Craig describes the clientele at The Andover Shop as 'upscale' — then immediately: 'Except for Jerry.'

Craig · Elaine:Craig offers Elaine a 'considerable discount' on a dress — 'But I barely know you.' / Craig: 'Well, we'll just have to do something about that, won't we?'

Jerry · Craig:Jerry calls Craig by the wrong name — 'Hey, Greg.'

Jerry · Craig:Jerry asks Craig how he knew Elaine wasn't his girlfriend; Craig: 'Well, I could just sense it.'

Craig · Elaine:Craig tells Elaine the Nicole Miller dress she wanted is coming 'from Milan' — contradicting his earlier claim it was in the store

Craig · Elaine · Ian:Craig immediately offers a discount to his English friend Ian right in front of Elaine

Craig · Elaine:Elaine asks Craig about the Nicole Millers; he says they're coming by boat 'which does tend to take a bit longer, what with the waves and all.'