Character Analysis
Craig
Played by Harry Van Gorkum
10 jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld
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5.7
5.1
Character Comedy
Craig delivers 10 scored jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 5.7 on craft and 5.1 on impact for a career WAR of 0.0. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Craig Lines
No, I believed you.
Except for Jerry.
Well, the funniest thing. I've learned that the new shipment's coming by boat... which does tend to take a bit longer, what with the waves and all.
Those fanciful narratives really take me away.
Perhaps you could do the same.
All Jokes — 10 total
No, I believed you.
Those fanciful narratives really take me away.
You know what? I write those. No.
Perhaps you could do the same.
Except for Jerry.
But I barely know you. Well, we'll just have to do something about that, won't we?
Hey, Greg. It's Craig.
But you said it was in the store. No, no, no. We sold out. We've had to order some more. But I thought Nicole Miller was ma... Well...
So you getting him a discount too? Well, why so surprised?
Well, the funniest thing. I've learned that the new shipment's coming by boat... which does tend to take a bit longer, what with the waves and all.