Character Analysis
Dick
Played by David Naughton
5 jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld
1.2
5
6.8
7
Character Comedy
Dick delivers 5 scored jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 6.8 on craft and 7.0 on impact for a career WAR of 1.2. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Dick Lines
George · Dick:I like Art Vandalay. / Art Vandalay? / He's an obscure writer. Beatnik, you know, from the village. / What's he written? / Venetian Blinds.
Dick · Elaine · Jerry · George:Merry Christmas! / Oh, my God, that's Dick. / Dick! / It's Cape Fear. / Hide. Hide under the desk.
Jerry · Dick:Jerry debates wagon history with Dick: 'In the old days, how do you think they got the alcohol from town to town? On a wagon... Don't you think they broke into a couple of those bottles along the way? You can't drink on a wagon. It's too bumpy. They had smooth trails. What about the Cumberland Gap?'
Dick · George:Dick finds the sweater they're hiding next to — 'Is that cashmere?' — and George responds 'Of course it's cashmere' from under the desk.
Jerry · Dick:Jerry responds to Dick's heckle: 'I believe we have a heckler, ladies and gentlemen. Dick, I don't know what your problem is. It's not my fault you're back on the wagon.' / Dick: 'It's off the wagon.' — the argument is resolved by the man who is actually on/off the wagon.
All Jokes — 6 total
George · Dick:I like Art Vandalay. / Art Vandalay? / He's an obscure writer. Beatnik, you know, from the village. / What's he written? / Venetian Blinds.
George · Dick:You're still here? You're a dynamo. / I can't believe I get paid for this.
Jerry · Dick:Jerry responds to Dick's heckle: 'I believe we have a heckler, ladies and gentlemen. Dick, I don't know what your problem is. It's not my fault you're back on the wagon.' / Dick: 'It's off the wagon.' — the argument is resolved by the man who is actually on/off the wagon.
Jerry · Dick:Jerry debates wagon history with Dick: 'In the old days, how do you think they got the alcohol from town to town? On a wagon... Don't you think they broke into a couple of those bottles along the way? You can't drink on a wagon. It's too bumpy. They had smooth trails. What about the Cumberland Gap?'
Dick · Elaine · Jerry · George:Merry Christmas! / Oh, my God, that's Dick. / Dick! / It's Cape Fear. / Hide. Hide under the desk.
Dick · George:Dick finds the sweater they're hiding next to — 'Is that cashmere?' — and George responds 'Of course it's cashmere' from under the desk.