Character Analysis
Dick
Played by David Naughton
5 jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld
1.2
5
6.8
7
Character Comedy
Dick delivers 5 scored jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 6.8 on craft and 7.0 on impact for a career WAR of 1.2. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Dick Lines
I like Art Vandalay. / Art Vandalay? / He's an obscure writer. Beatnik, you know, from the village. / What's he written? / Venetian Blinds.
Who do you read? / I like Mike Lupica. / Mike Lupica? / He's a sportswriter for the Daily News. I find him very insightful.
In the old days, how do you think they got the alcohol from town to town? / I don't know. / On a wagon. Don't you think they broke into a couple of those bottles along the way? / You can't drink on a wagon. It's too bumpy. / They had smooth trails. What about the Cumberland Gap?
Cranberry juice? / And vodka.
The only stench is coming from you.
All Jokes — 5 total
Cranberry juice? / And vodka.
Who do you read? / I like Mike Lupica. / Mike Lupica? / He's a sportswriter for the Daily News. I find him very insightful.
I like Art Vandalay. / Art Vandalay? / He's an obscure writer. Beatnik, you know, from the village. / What's he written? / Venetian Blinds.
The only stench is coming from you.
In the old days, how do you think they got the alcohol from town to town? / I don't know. / On a wagon. Don't you think they broke into a couple of those bottles along the way? / You can't drink on a wagon. It's too bumpy. / They had smooth trails. What about the Cumberland Gap?