Character Analysis
Dry Cleaner
Played by Ted Davis
6 jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld
1.5
6
7.2
6.8
Character Comedy
Dry cleaner delivers 6 scored jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 7.2 on craft and 6.8 on impact for a career WAR of 1.5. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Dry cleaner Lines
No, Jerry, please. I'm not gonna let you walk out of my life. I can't fight you. Do you want box or hanger? You decide.
There you go, Mrs. Seinfeld. With your 25 percent discount, it comes to $17.80. Here you go. Excuse me, this isn't mine. Oh, yes, it is. Your husband brought it in himself.
It's not ready yet. -Not ready? It has to be ready. What kind of a business are you running here? Who the hell are you? It's not your quilt.
I shrunk it.
You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna give you and your family 25 percent off your dry cleaning.
All Jokes — 7 total
I shrunk it.
This is my wife. She died eight years ago. I've been looking all over for this.
You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna give you and your family 25 percent off your dry cleaning.
It's not ready yet. -Not ready? It has to be ready. What kind of a business are you running here? Who the hell are you? It's not your quilt.
How much would it cost to clean this? -Oh, about $13. -Thirteen? Well, I can't afford that. Well, I'm sorry.
No, Jerry, please. I'm not gonna let you walk out of my life. I can't fight you. Do you want box or hanger? You decide.
There you go, Mrs. Seinfeld. With your 25 percent discount, it comes to $17.80. Here you go. Excuse me, this isn't mine. Oh, yes, it is. Your husband brought it in himself.