Character Analysis
Dry Cleaner
Played by Ted Davis
6 jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld
1.5
6
7.2
6.8
Character Comedy
Dry cleaner delivers 6 scored jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 7.2 on craft and 6.8 on impact for a career WAR of 1.5. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Dry cleaner Lines
Dry cleaner:[The dry cleaner says] I shrunk it.
Meryl · Dry Cleaner:Excuse me, this isn't mine. / Oh, yes, it is. Your husband brought it in himself. / Really? / Thank you.
Meryl · Dry Cleaner:Dry cleaner gives 25% discount after sentimental moment, and Meryl immediately claims it: 'I guess I get it too, because I'm his wife.'
Jerry · Dry Cleaner · Meryl:'It has to be ready. What kind of a business are you running here?' / 'Who the hell are you? It's not your quilt.' / 'He's a good friend of mine. He's like an older brother to me. When things don't go right, he takes it personally.'
Meryl · Dry Cleaner:Meryl picks up Jerry's dry cleaning as 'Mrs. Seinfeld' — and receives a stranger's clothes that Jerry brought in
All Jokes — 7 total
Dry cleaner:[The dry cleaner says] I shrunk it.
Meryl · Dry Cleaner:Dry cleaner gives 25% discount after sentimental moment, and Meryl immediately claims it: 'I guess I get it too, because I'm his wife.'
Jerry · Dry Cleaner · Meryl:'It has to be ready. What kind of a business are you running here?' / 'Who the hell are you? It's not your quilt.' / 'He's a good friend of mine. He's like an older brother to me. When things don't go right, he takes it personally.'
Random Customer · Dry Cleaner:A person asks how much it costs to clean an item — $13 — and says 'I can't afford that' and leaves
Dry Cleaner:There you go, Mrs. Seinfeld. With your 25 percent discount, it comes to $17.80.
Meryl · Dry Cleaner:Meryl picks up Jerry's dry cleaning as 'Mrs. Seinfeld' — and receives a stranger's clothes that Jerry brought in
Meryl · Dry Cleaner:Excuse me, this isn't mine. / Oh, yes, it is. Your husband brought it in himself. / Really? / Thank you.