
Character Analysis

Enzo
Played by Antony Ponzini
12 jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld
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Character Comedy
Best Jokes by Enzo
How you like a free haircut for six months? What's the catch? You're gonna get me a sample of Jerry's hair.
Did you ever think about what you're going to do on the toilet, hmm? What are you going to do on the toilet?
Don't lie! I know it was you! I get a sample of your hair. I match them up! Sample? Newman!
Io voglio vendetta!
You tell the joke, I cut the hair.
All Jokes — 12 total
You my favorite customer. You been with me for so long. You're so loyal.
You tell the joke, I cut the hair.
So, I love that Edward Scissorhands! That's the best movie I ever seen. Again with the Edward Scissorhand?
How can you have a hand like a scissor, eh? Show me one person who's got a hand like a scissor!
Did you ever think about what you're going to do on the toilet, hmm? What are you going to do on the toilet?
It looks very familiar.
Not everybody like Newman. So loyal. Yeah, just the way that I was raised. I'm special.
I don't mind if somebody's funny, but I no like the funny business.
How you like a free haircut for six months? What's the catch? You're gonna get me a sample of Jerry's hair.
Io voglio vendetta!
Don't lie! I know it was you! I get a sample of your hair. I match them up! Sample? Newman!
I'm gonna kill the both of you!