
Character Analysis

Greg
Played by Scott LaRose
12 jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld
4.1
12
7.4
7
Character Comedy
Greg delivers 12 scored jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 7.4 on craft and 7.0 on impact for a career WAR of 4.1. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Greg Lines
Greg · Elaine:'Oh, I see. You're friends with the urinator, aren't you?' / 'Yeah, well... at least he had a drain.'
Greg · Elaine:"I think I had a dream about you last night." (Elaine internal) "Okay, he open-lips me, he dreams about me, we have an olive project — that's it. I'm asking this guy out."
Greg · Elaine:'By the way, you look really great in that leotard.' / 'Thanks.' (Elaine's internal monologue: 'That's no signal. Who wouldn't like me in this leotard? I look amazing in this leotard.')
Elaine · Greg:'Today was the first day I've worked out since the Central Park mini-marathon.' / 'You ran the mini-marathon?' / 'No, but I exercised that day.'
Greg · Elaine:'You know where I can get some good olives?' / 'I can find out.' / 'Would you?' / 'Sure.' / 'Oh, a project. That's a definite signal.'
All Jokes — 8 total
Elaine · Greg:'Today was the first day I've worked out since the Central Park mini-marathon.' / 'You ran the mini-marathon?' / 'No, but I exercised that day.'
Greg · Elaine:'You know where I can get some good olives?' / 'I can find out.' / 'Would you?' / 'Sure.' / 'Oh, a project. That's a definite signal.'
Greg · Elaine:'By the way, you look really great in that leotard.' / 'Thanks.' (Elaine's internal monologue: 'That's no signal. Who wouldn't like me in this leotard? I look amazing in this leotard.')
Greg · Elaine:'I think I had a dream about you last night.' (Greg to Elaine) / Elaine's internal: 'Okay, he open-lips me, he dreams about me, we have an olive project, that's it. I'm asking this guy out.'
Greg · Elaine:"I think I had a dream about you last night." (Elaine internal) "Okay, he open-lips me, he dreams about me, we have an olive project — that's it. I'm asking this guy out."
Greg · Elaine:Elaine is about to ask Greg out, offers him water — he wipes the top of the bottle
George · Greg:George points out to Greg that he saw someone urinating in the shower — without yet knowing Greg is Elaine's crush
Greg · Elaine:'Oh, I see. You're friends with the urinator, aren't you?' / 'Yeah, well... at least he had a drain.'