Character Analysis
Hand Model Agent
19 jokes across 3 episodes of Seinfeld
7.7
19
7.1
7.4
Callback
Hand Model Agent delivers 19 scored jokes across 3 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 7.1 on craft and 7.4 on impact for a career WAR of 7.7. Their comedy leans toward callback. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Hand Model Agent Lines
Hand Model Agent:Towards the end, his hands became so frozen he was unable to manipulate utensils and was dependent on Cub Scouts to feed him.
Hand Model Agent:The hand model agent describing Ray McKigney — 'He could've had any woman in the world, but none could match the beauty of his own hand. And that became his one true love.'
Hand Model Agent:'He was not master of his domain.' — referring to Ray McKigney's hand fetish
Hand Model Agent · George:Your hands. — What about them? — They're quite exquisite. — They are? — Extraordinary. Have you ever done any hand modeling?
Hand Model Agent:I hadn't seen another pair of hands like Ray McKigney's until today. You are his successor. I only hope you have a little more self-control.
All Jokes — 7 total
George · Hand Model Agent:George bumps into a woman and immediately starts oversharing about his civil-service test situation: 'It's just that I'm here with my parents and my mother wants me to take a civil-service test... and to tell you the truth, I don't even think I'd pass it.'
Hand Model Agent · George:Your hands. — What about them? — They're quite exquisite. — They are? — Extraordinary. Have you ever done any hand modeling?
Hand Model Agent:The hand model agent describing Ray McKigney — 'He could've had any woman in the world, but none could match the beauty of his own hand. And that became his one true love.'
Hand Model Agent:'He was not master of his domain.' — referring to Ray McKigney's hand fetish
Hand Model Agent:The muscles became so strained with overuse that eventually the hand locked into a deformed position and he was left with nothing but a claw. He traveled the world seeking a cure. Acupuncturists, herbalists, swamis. Nothing helped.
Hand Model Agent:Towards the end, his hands became so frozen he was unable to manipulate utensils and was dependent on Cub Scouts to feed him.
Hand Model Agent:I hadn't seen another pair of hands like Ray McKigney's until today. You are his successor. I only hope you have a little more self-control.